Everything feels better lately. Last week, I even managed to have a couple of GOOD DAYS at work, which I must say, have been a long time coming. Normally I feel like a caged animal here and just want to get the hell out as quickly as is humanly possible ( Read more... )

I am now going to sleep for a year. Wake me in a year.
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But just how hot, really?

A poll for the ladies (or anyone so inclined).

Would you date Thom Yorke? And I mean in a carnally desirous, non-platonic way?
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Last night a friend of mine who's been having a lousy week made the following request ( Read more... )

Sometimes I think I need to get over myself.

Then I remember how completely awesome I am, and it's like, "never mind."
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It is a fine fine day.

I am eagerly awaiting 6pm so I can bound out of my work-lair and enjoy my leisurely (and hopefully not deadly) bike ride home, in the sun.

Work is slow. My, how can you tell? It is because I am writing about NOTHING?

*big blank stare*
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With the whole big internet out there, I become overwhelmed, and only ever seem to hit up the same handful of sites on a daily basis. Here is a sampling, for posterity ( Read more... )

Thank you for being awesome people who have for the most part allowed me to completely forget or block out the most humiliating moments of the last -- okay, well, let's just say 26 years -- of my life ( Read more... )

I was looking back at my old livejournal today (before my extremely creative name change) and noticed what a totally different tone it had. I used to just randomly write about inconsequential but fun stuff. Imagine that ( Read more... )

I'm trying to fathom any possible, legitimate reason a parent would deny their child access to the anti-HPV (read: anti cervical cancer) vaccine, and I'm left utterly flummoxed. It simply does not compute ( Read more... )