DEAREST SASUKE

[inkdicks]

[You know that time you called Sai a loser, and wanted to hit him? Yeah, well he totally knows how to hold a grudge >| ]

[This is WAR.]

[He also thinks you should just stop fretting over the whole thing with Naruto. Everybody knows what you two are up to anyway. He may just help things a long a little...]

[So on the front of Sasuke's locker, is THIS.

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1/3

[shugohakke]

[Hinata is enjoying her wonderfully mundane life. It's a beautiful sunny day. The birds are singing. And her cousin actually doesn't hate her too bad. :D

And then this stops her in her tracks.]

Re: 1/3

[shugohakke]

[Squeak! Blush! Buries face in hands. Oh god why someone do this do this to her you sick bastard.]

Done.

[shugohakke]

..................

[Peeks through her fingers. Mortified.]

Re: Done.

[inkdicks]

Hello again Hinata~~ [sounds way too happy for this]

[1/?] Because manga law states that Saku. is a closet fan. And I don't have appropriate icon. 8|

[innersakuraplz]

[ Sakura's initial reaction:
WHAT A GAME PLAN SHANNAROOOOOOO!!!

7.954/10. A straight 7.954 is her rating. Period.
Not enough for a nosebleed, but enough to get into the high half of the scoring.
Change up the pairing to Sasuke and Sai, and have the former being the topper.
Then this piece would have become a masterpiece. An absolute masterpiece.

Sai, oh you.]

[2/3]

[inbloomlove]

[ But at the same time. Oh you, Sai. Why? Why do you do this?

Cue the awkward coughing, shaking of the head, flailing, and general babble mumble to herself. A lot of it is incoherent, but bits and pieces like "Sasuke... Sai... tops... pervert... thoughts..." among others could possibly be picked out among them.]

[3/3]

[inbloomlove]

[ So while her inner's on a rampage, Sakura'll be attempting to gather herself together.

And well, hoping no one sees her here. Especially Sasuke and Sai. Heaven forbid the two show up at the same time. Her mind'll go off in an even messier, dirtier direction otherwise. ]

...

[ Yeah, she'll be turning around to leave now. ]

Re: [3/3]

[inkdicks]

[heard some of that, oh yes >] ]

You wish it was of me and Sasuke-kun?

Tayuya's first report back to Otogakure explained:

[hornedbitch]

[was walking towards her newly allocated locker before a certain art piece catches her eye]

HAHAHAHAHA, some friggin' prodigal kid he is. God I fuckin' gotta sell this shit online. -kerchink- She then proceeds to take incriminating evidence with her phone. With a smug sneer she presses contacts, highlighting 'Orochi-fag-sama' as a her first plan of attack and sealing Sasuke's doom. Tayuya hits send along with any remains of Sasuke's dignity.

Re: Tayuya's first report back to Otogakure explained:

[sparklypony911]

[Sasuke was too late - he didn't hide the incriminating evidence fast enough. But now he is standing there infront of his locker with a very foul look on his face.]

You won't be selling this shit online.

Re: Tayuya's first report back to Otogakure explained:

[hornedbitch]

[Tayuya already could feel a great sense of victory and it was plain on her features too.]

Too late you miserable little fucker! Your fate is in Orochimaru's hands now. I wouldn't be surprised if this shit was viral now. Kekeke, why don't you just kill yourself already? Trash like you doesn't even have any balls left to hold to their name. more like his face...

Re: Tayuya's first report back to Otogakure explained:

[sparklypony911]

[D-don't mention his face or his head. Or his mouth. He feels a little sick at the thought.]

Why're you such a bitch?