SEX ED oh god

[inkdicks]

Good Afternoon, class. I am your teacher for today, Sai. And I have been instructed to teach you all about Sexual Education.

First we are going to go over basic anatomy.  [There is a work sheet on each desk, asking you to draw detailed drawings of the male and female sexual organs and to label all the different parts]

Once you have done that

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[youthfull_lotus]

[Staring down at the paper a blush heats up his cheeks. Why should he draw this? He wasn't his eternal rival.]

[Determined not to FAIL, he picks up his pencil and immediately breaks the lead.]

...

[inkdicks]

...do you need a new pencil, Gai-kun?

[youthfull_lotus]

Thank you sensei, but can I have a pen instead?

[inkdicks]

Of course. [he walks over and gives a pen to Gai]

[blood_n_sand]

[He's not lurking... he's just...

Okay yeah whatever he's lurking. He's vaguely confused. Sex has the same conceptual validity as the ocean floor, he knew it existed... but he wasn't sure what it actually had to do with him. Or at least had, but everyone seems to be throwing their hormones lately. He figured it was time to find out. And well, Sai wouldn't laugh at him. And Gaara figures he'd just pretend he's one teacher watching another, yeah that'd work.

Cause you're soooo subtle -- Go to hell.]

What are they learning?

[inkdicks]

[He is surprised to see Gaara in the class, but thinks nothing on it. Perhaps he was just bored and wanted some company.]

They have been drawing diagrams of the sex organs. And now we are discussing "kinks" and sexual fantasies.

[blood_n_sand]

[Okay, part of that made sense.]

... What's a kink... or sexual fantasy?

[inkdicks]

"Kinks" are decribed as being bizarre or unconventional sexual preferences or behavior. Examples of such have already been written on the blackboard.

Sexual fantasies are largely based around roleplay and the use of props .

[ohfuckitshidan]

Awww Kakuzu took all the good kinks and fetishes. [pouts]

[inkdicks]

This is a class effort, Hidan-kun. If you can think of no others to add, then feel free to elaborate on those already described on the blackboard.

[ohfuckitshidan]

Uhmm... ball-gags, handcuffs, nipple clamps, cock-and-ball torture, forced orgasms, orgasm deprivation, spreader bars, ben-wa balls, scrotum weights, medical play, facials, knifeplay, 1950's housewife shit, watersports, cock rings, master-slave crap... [scratches scalp and thinks]

...Squirting, pussy pumping, and there's some weird thing where people get turned on by balloons. I dunno what it's called though.

[Hidan has learned how to work the internet machine... Or at least the porn search engine. Thanks Kakuzu. C:]

[inkdicks]

... [trying to fit all these on the board] Well done Hidan-kun, you certainly have a lot of knowledge on the subject.

..I had not heard of the balloon one, though.

[blowupurmom]

[Deidara is unamused with this class. He is also unamused with his classmates.

...Ohyeah, but he did like you asked Sai. He's molded an excellent little male model, and a female too - they're just sitting on his desk happily enough, little clay hands joined together.

He'd really like to blow them up.]

...Senseiiiii my classmates are making fun of me. Give them detention, or chop off their hands or something un.

[brbpokingsasuke]

[smiiiirk]

You can dish it out, but you sure as hell can't take it in return, can you Barbie?

[flicks his clay models with his index finger, knocking them over]

[blowupurmom]

[Frowns. Why would you do that, Itachi.

Oh wait, you have NO APPRECIATION OF ART OBVIOUSLY.]

What the hell you weasel?! You know what, un? I bet you're into Beastiality, and thats why you have such a retarded name. I havn't even done anything yet, un.

[brbpokingsasuke]

Really, Deidei? That's the best insult you can come up with? You're slipping.

[madarah]

[sitting up the back, serenely ignoring everything going on in front of him. His worksheet is finished, neat diagrams labeled perfectly ♥ He tentatively raises his hand.]

...
I've heard some people derive pleasure from being treated as slaves.

[inkdicks]

...that is true. [walks over to write it on the board]

[madarah]

Do you have any experience with this, Sensei?

[inkdicks]

...no I have never tried it, Madara.