I got so fuckin drunk on Friday night. I mean not choke on your own vomit, recovery position drunk, but drunk enough. My cousin came into town with and old friend of mine. They came with 3 twelve packs of beer. Then I called my buddy Shannon and bought a 30 pack. (My name is John and I am....... no quitter ( Read more... )

This past weekend was Lazy Bear weekend. A annual event which mainly consists of shirtless,(sometimes bottomless) bears, booze, drugs and sex. Some may say it is a way to celebrate the community, but lets be honest it's another reason to have a damn good party. So our adventure started on Saturday morning. We all woke up and trees is all we were ( Read more... )

Just want to send a special shot out to my buddy...Randy. He totally took off work early, and made me a kick ass dinner last night. He made an entire flock of cornish game hens. I couldn't help but grab their little legs and sing "Hello my baby, hello my darlin..hello my rag time gal..."( bugs bunny style) Man I am lame. HA! But anyways..Randy ( Read more... )

Something must be wrong. I am listening to Kelly Clarkston and I am feelin it. Identifying with these trite lyrics about heartbreak. HAHAHAHA. ok, so Ms. Clarkston is my secret shame. She is one of many secret music artists that I quietly love. My first secret shame was New Kids On The Block (NKOTB)...in fact they were my first concert. I remember ( Read more... )

Last night the cute ginger haired boy took me to a movie. Initially we went to the Meteron, but due to exceedingly large crowds we decided to go to the Bridge and watch Strangers with Candy. I am a big fan of the series, and wish they have never canceled it. However, I am disappointed in the movie version. They took punch lines, and other dialog ( Read more... )