Just very occasionally, when I've had a Jameson or three and that one Tom Petty song randomly comes through the playlist, I really and truly miss her ( Read more... )

she's amazing. smart, funny, literate, loyal, honest, sincere, sarcastic, kind, pretty, shy, music lover, whiskey drinker, intoxicating kisser, to be counted on and maybe, probably, home ( Read more... )

fourteen rivers, fourteen floods.

still hateful but with a better job.

anyone else want to get really belligerent-drunk and throw things at voters on election day? see, i'm all about taking the message directly to the people, and the message is: way to fuck us all over again, assholes.

seems like i only post things here that are cryptic or bitchy.
by the way:
SHIT FUCK HELL GODDAMMIT MOTHERFUCKER BULLSHIT BITCH CUNT BASTARD FUCK TWAT BALLS BALLS BALLS.

hi. you know me as scientist. and maybe as other names too. i hate most everything right now. how about you?

i have simplified my life in recent months. i drink a lot, talk to about three people, walk my dog and watch hee-haw reruns at any given opportunity.

saggy porch, shotgun, huntin' dawg at my feet, whiskey on the table, "get the hell off my land, sumbitch!!!!!!!!!!!": here i come.

as far as i know ( Read more... )

t-minus four hours, ten minutes to birthday.
t-minus eleven hours, ten minutes to getting off work.
t-minus not long after that to the first magic slug from that bottle of jameson.

if yer local, come hoist a few with me. let your fingers do the walking. let your fingers do the johnnie walker-ing.

was good.
+ delicious mexican food
+ margaritas that were strong enough to slap you in the face
+ roving mariachi band
+ swimming during a thunderstorm

yeah, i needed that.

so here it is sunday and i have to wait for noon to purchase more alkyhawl ... i know it seems like i'm a big fucking lush but things are different when you work third shift. also, i am a big fucking lush ( Read more... )