SHINee {Jonghyun/Key ; Mirror Mirror On The Wall}
Title: Mirror Mirror On The Wall
Fandom: SHINee
Pairing: Jonghyun/Key
Word count: 1,193
Rating: PG
Summary: 5 times Jongkey were Disney films
A/N: started this like, a few days ago because I wanted to write some Jongkey and got this stupid idea and it's been kind of hell writing it because I wanted it to be cracky and stupid but then it....wasn't and jkalskjldjkas MULAN IS HARD TO JONGKEY WHY. kinda for aniyo and jecca_o9. films aren't named to see if you know your stuff :D
Mirror Mirror On The Wall
1.
The balcony isn't really that high up from the ground. Key reckons that if he pushes Prince Jonghyun off it, he won't really get that hurt. On the one hand, Jonghyun might break his back and die. On the other hand, it'll let him know that Key really isn't interested. On second thoughts, maybe he will push him off. It's win-win situation.
As he stalks towards Jonghyun, he backs away, until he's plastered against the railings looking terrified. Does Key really look that scary? Maybe he's just sexually repressed. Key snorts; he certainly hadn't been acting like it before. He pokes Jonghyun in the chest while part of his brain notes that actually, Jonghyun was kind of good looking. "Get off my property before I throw you off," Key tells him. Jonghyun's face falls.
"Okay," he says. "Okay, I get it." He clambers onto the railings. "I'll leave now." And he freaking does, just steps straight off the balcony and plummets. Then he stops. Holy shit, a flying carpet.
"What the hell is that?" Key asks, leaning over the railings to stare, open mouthed, down at him. Jonghyun grins up at him, before flying up over his head and then coming to a rest in a spot where his crotch is directly in front of Key's face. Key can't work out if he's done it on purpose.
"Flying carpet," he says, showing off just a little. "Pretty cool, right?" Key doesn't say anything. "So what do you say to a ride?" Jonghyun asks, holding out a hand. Key runs a hand along the tassels of the carpet.
"Is it safe?" he asks doubtfully. He doesn't want to be 200 feet up and suddenly fall to his death.
"Of course it's safe," Jonghyun says. "Do you trust me?"
Key's breath catches. Of course, it looks exactly like the boy from the market place, how did he not place it before? Still -- "No," he says. "Dude, I just met you."
2.
Key's helmet hits the floor of the castle with a rattle that echoes around the entire entrance hall. His face and hands are covered with scratches, his clothes scorched and bloody from the dragon that he'd had to slaughter outside the door. The stairs up to the tower room where Jonghyun is resting seem far too hard to climb, and by the end of it, he wants to just collapse onto the floor and pull himself along.
Jonghyun lies on his bed silently, almost too still. Only his chest resting and falling gave any sign of life. Well, that and the -- Key winced -- open mouth. Just what Key liked in a guy: drooling. Jonghyun's hand was turned up, a spot of dried blood in his index finger. Finally, after all this time and effort, Key was going to get his reward. He fell to his knees beside the bed and licked his lips.
His mouth was mere centimetres from Jonghyun's before he stopped, a thought ocurring to him. Sure, Jonghyun was his one true love and it was his duty as Prince Charming to kiss him and wake him from his sleep, but at the same time, that one time they'd met, Jonghyun had been kind of stupid. More than kind of stupid. Key had kind of just wanted to laugh at him.
"Screw this," he muttered. He could live without Jonghyun's amazing voice. He stood up, stretched, tapped Jonghyun's mouth shut, and left the castle, picking up his helmet on his way out.
3.
"Urk," Key says, and flounders around with his legs before he realises that holy hell, he has legs. He has legs! He jumps to his feet and promptly falls back down on his ass again. Well, these legs things are harder to work than he'd realised. Very slowly he climbs to his feet, then realises he's naked just as Jonghyun, aka Mister You-Feature-In-My-Hot-And-Heavy-Dreams walks around the corner.
"I am sure this is as awkward for you as it is for me, and if you get me some clothes I will explain all" is what Key wants to say but he opens his mouth, croaks, and remembers that he sold his voice in order to get legs. He and Jonghyun just stare at each other for a long moment, Key kind of half hovering between covering himself and thinking that if he bares all, Jonghyun might like what he sees.
"Uh," Jonghyun says. "Why are you...naked?"
Key doesn't answer, because he doesn't know how to say "I sold my voice for legs because I wanted to sex you up," in sign language, so he just kind of shrugs and looks at Jonghyun beseechingly.
"Okaaaay," Jonghyun says. "I'm going to go now."
And because Key can't get his legs to work, when he tries to follow him, he gets up flat on his ass again.
4.
Key has seen the way that Jonghyun has been looking at him -- kind of suspicious and wondering, as if Key's done something wrong and Jonghyun just hasn't figured out what yet. Key really doesn't know what it could possibly be, except for giving him a fake name -- Key just sounds so much better than Kibum, though. Jonghyun had told him one day that he was going to "make a man out of him" and Key had stared at him for a long moment and then asked, "Is that a come on?" Jonghyun had just narrowed his eyes at him.
Key really doesn't know what his problem is.
It's not like Key has done anything wrong. Key is a brilliant soldier, after he got over a couple of his issues to begin with. Warfare really plays havoc with your nails. What plays even more havoc with your nails is a goddamn avalanche, and then having combat with some giant fuckass Hun. That really plays havoc with your nails. For a moment or two, Key is almost distracted from the gaping wound in his stomach because he's broken three nails.
They dress his wounds in a tent at the side of a mountain and he rests for a while, before being woken up by his blanket being pulled back from his chest. He opens his eyes, mouth open to snap something, but the sight of Jonghyun stills his tongue. Not really a good idea to snap at his boss, especially just after saving his life. "Uh," Key says. Jonghyun is staring at him.
"Aw man," he says. "So you aren't a girl."
Key stares at him for a long time. "You -- no, I'm not."
Jonghyun continues staring at his chest. "Damn it. That sucks." Key wants to ask what's wrong with him, but holds his tongue. "Thanks for saving me," Jonghyun adds, but he still hasn't taken his eyes off his chest. "Great, now I have to deal with this."
"Deal with what?" Key glances around Jonghyun's body to see out of the tent, but no one is around who can save him from his crazy General.
"With this," Jonghyun says, right before he kisses him.
5.
"Uh," Key says. "Aren't you a little, you know, short to be a beast?"
"Shut up," Jonghyun says.
Fandom: SHINee
Pairing: Jonghyun/Key
Word count: 1,193
Rating: PG
Summary: 5 times Jongkey were Disney films
A/N: started this like, a few days ago because I wanted to write some Jongkey and got this stupid idea and it's been kind of hell writing it because I wanted it to be cracky and stupid but then it....wasn't and jkalskjldjkas MULAN IS HARD TO JONGKEY WHY. kinda for aniyo and jecca_o9. films aren't named to see if you know your stuff :D
Mirror Mirror On The Wall
1.
The balcony isn't really that high up from the ground. Key reckons that if he pushes Prince Jonghyun off it, he won't really get that hurt. On the one hand, Jonghyun might break his back and die. On the other hand, it'll let him know that Key really isn't interested. On second thoughts, maybe he will push him off. It's win-win situation.
As he stalks towards Jonghyun, he backs away, until he's plastered against the railings looking terrified. Does Key really look that scary? Maybe he's just sexually repressed. Key snorts; he certainly hadn't been acting like it before. He pokes Jonghyun in the chest while part of his brain notes that actually, Jonghyun was kind of good looking. "Get off my property before I throw you off," Key tells him. Jonghyun's face falls.
"Okay," he says. "Okay, I get it." He clambers onto the railings. "I'll leave now." And he freaking does, just steps straight off the balcony and plummets. Then he stops. Holy shit, a flying carpet.
"What the hell is that?" Key asks, leaning over the railings to stare, open mouthed, down at him. Jonghyun grins up at him, before flying up over his head and then coming to a rest in a spot where his crotch is directly in front of Key's face. Key can't work out if he's done it on purpose.
"Flying carpet," he says, showing off just a little. "Pretty cool, right?" Key doesn't say anything. "So what do you say to a ride?" Jonghyun asks, holding out a hand. Key runs a hand along the tassels of the carpet.
"Is it safe?" he asks doubtfully. He doesn't want to be 200 feet up and suddenly fall to his death.
"Of course it's safe," Jonghyun says. "Do you trust me?"
Key's breath catches. Of course, it looks exactly like the boy from the market place, how did he not place it before? Still -- "No," he says. "Dude, I just met you."
2.
Key's helmet hits the floor of the castle with a rattle that echoes around the entire entrance hall. His face and hands are covered with scratches, his clothes scorched and bloody from the dragon that he'd had to slaughter outside the door. The stairs up to the tower room where Jonghyun is resting seem far too hard to climb, and by the end of it, he wants to just collapse onto the floor and pull himself along.
Jonghyun lies on his bed silently, almost too still. Only his chest resting and falling gave any sign of life. Well, that and the -- Key winced -- open mouth. Just what Key liked in a guy: drooling. Jonghyun's hand was turned up, a spot of dried blood in his index finger. Finally, after all this time and effort, Key was going to get his reward. He fell to his knees beside the bed and licked his lips.
His mouth was mere centimetres from Jonghyun's before he stopped, a thought ocurring to him. Sure, Jonghyun was his one true love and it was his duty as Prince Charming to kiss him and wake him from his sleep, but at the same time, that one time they'd met, Jonghyun had been kind of stupid. More than kind of stupid. Key had kind of just wanted to laugh at him.
"Screw this," he muttered. He could live without Jonghyun's amazing voice. He stood up, stretched, tapped Jonghyun's mouth shut, and left the castle, picking up his helmet on his way out.
3.
"Urk," Key says, and flounders around with his legs before he realises that holy hell, he has legs. He has legs! He jumps to his feet and promptly falls back down on his ass again. Well, these legs things are harder to work than he'd realised. Very slowly he climbs to his feet, then realises he's naked just as Jonghyun, aka Mister You-Feature-In-My-Hot-And-Heavy-Dreams walks around the corner.
"I am sure this is as awkward for you as it is for me, and if you get me some clothes I will explain all" is what Key wants to say but he opens his mouth, croaks, and remembers that he sold his voice in order to get legs. He and Jonghyun just stare at each other for a long moment, Key kind of half hovering between covering himself and thinking that if he bares all, Jonghyun might like what he sees.
"Uh," Jonghyun says. "Why are you...naked?"
Key doesn't answer, because he doesn't know how to say "I sold my voice for legs because I wanted to sex you up," in sign language, so he just kind of shrugs and looks at Jonghyun beseechingly.
"Okaaaay," Jonghyun says. "I'm going to go now."
And because Key can't get his legs to work, when he tries to follow him, he gets up flat on his ass again.
4.
Key has seen the way that Jonghyun has been looking at him -- kind of suspicious and wondering, as if Key's done something wrong and Jonghyun just hasn't figured out what yet. Key really doesn't know what it could possibly be, except for giving him a fake name -- Key just sounds so much better than Kibum, though. Jonghyun had told him one day that he was going to "make a man out of him" and Key had stared at him for a long moment and then asked, "Is that a come on?" Jonghyun had just narrowed his eyes at him.
Key really doesn't know what his problem is.
It's not like Key has done anything wrong. Key is a brilliant soldier, after he got over a couple of his issues to begin with. Warfare really plays havoc with your nails. What plays even more havoc with your nails is a goddamn avalanche, and then having combat with some giant fuckass Hun. That really plays havoc with your nails. For a moment or two, Key is almost distracted from the gaping wound in his stomach because he's broken three nails.
They dress his wounds in a tent at the side of a mountain and he rests for a while, before being woken up by his blanket being pulled back from his chest. He opens his eyes, mouth open to snap something, but the sight of Jonghyun stills his tongue. Not really a good idea to snap at his boss, especially just after saving his life. "Uh," Key says. Jonghyun is staring at him.
"Aw man," he says. "So you aren't a girl."
Key stares at him for a long time. "You -- no, I'm not."
Jonghyun continues staring at his chest. "Damn it. That sucks." Key wants to ask what's wrong with him, but holds his tongue. "Thanks for saving me," Jonghyun adds, but he still hasn't taken his eyes off his chest. "Great, now I have to deal with this."
"Deal with what?" Key glances around Jonghyun's body to see out of the tent, but no one is around who can save him from his crazy General.
"With this," Jonghyun says, right before he kisses him.
5.
"Uh," Key says. "Aren't you a little, you know, short to be a beast?"
"Shut up," Jonghyun says.