Super Junior {bandfic ; management pays super junior's phone bills}
Title: management pays super junior's phone bills
Fandom: Super Junior; SHINee
Pairing: bandfic; Hankyung/Heechul, Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Kibum/Donghae
Word count: N/A. A lot :|
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The text messages passed between Super Junior in one day.
A/N: crazychickencow and I came up with these yesterday. If they're funny, then she probably came up with them. Edited, added to, and timed by me. Another one of those things that seemed like a good idea at the time.
from Siwon
to Donghae, Eeteuk, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Sungmin, Yehsung (07.05)
GOOD MORNING :D
from Heechul
to Siwon (07.10)
oh my god fuck you.
from Heechul
to Hankyung (10.23)
hey i need to talk to you
from Hankyung
to Heechul (10.25)
what about?
from Heechul
to Hankyung (10.27)
come to my room and i'll tell you~
from Sungmin
to Heechul (11.30)
hey do you have my sweater?
from Sungmin
to Heechul (11.45)
you know, the one you stole last week.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (12.32)
SWEATER?
from Sungmin
to Heechul (12.47)
OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS >:\
from Sungmin
to Heechul (13.02)
STOP FUCKING HANKYUNG AND ANSWER ME
from Sungmin
to Heechul (13.18)
I NEED THAT SWEATER I'M MEETING KYUHYUN YOU BITCH
from Sungmin
to Heechul (13.20)
!!!!!!
from Sungmin
to Ryeowook (13.24)
hey can you go see if heechul has my sweater?
from Eeteuk
to Sungmin (13.44)
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE TO UNTRAUMATIZE HIM.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (13.47)
NOW I HAVE EETEUK ON MY ASS. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SWEATER YOU FUCKING WHORE.
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (14.05)
are you coming or what? :\
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (14.06)
of course i am~ just be a minute
from Sungmin
to Heechul (14.07)
WELL THANKS NOW I LOOK A MESS. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
from Yehsung
to Sungmin (14.11)
my turtle has a surprise for you.
from Sungmin
to Yehsung (14.13)
well could this day be any worse
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung(14.17)
OKAY WHO GAVE DONGHAE A COKE AND A CANDY BAR
from Yehsung
to Sungmin (14.18)
there's your answer.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (14.33)
IF KYUHYUN DUMPS ME BECAUSE I LOOK BAD, I AM BLAMING YOU.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (14.40)
because this shirt washes me out. i look a mess and it's all your fault.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (15.34)
WHAT THE FUCK I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL HAVING SEX.
from Sungmin
to Eunhyuk (15.42)
Kyuhyun and I are never coming home. please tell Eeteuk-hyung that we are fine, we just couldn't deal with it any longer
from Eunhyuk
to Sungmin (15.46)
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
from Heechul
to Sungmin (16.02)
WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR SWEATER.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (16.05)
YOU TOTALLY DO, YOU HAD IT JUST THE OTHER DAY. >:/
from Heechul
to Sungmin (16.09)
I GAVE THAT TO EETEUK TO GIVE BACK TO YOU
from Sungmin
to Eeteuk (16.11)
hyung do you have my sweater? :\
from Eeteuk
to Sungmin (16.14)
you mean the pale pink one? sure.
from Sungmin
to Eeteuk (16.17)
.................fml.
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (16.30)
GROUP MEETING IN TWO HOURS. >:\
ps- eunhyuk, please try to remove donghae from the ceiling fan. he might hurt himself.
from Hankyung
to Heechul (16.34)
can you tell Eeteuk I can't make the meeting? I think you pulled something :|
from Heechul
to Hankyung (16.36)
why the fuck are you texting me? I'M RIGHT HERE.
from Hankyung
to Heechul (16.37)
can't breathe.
from Eunhyuk
to Eeteuk (16.38)
are you sure i can't just like beat donghae over the head with something?
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk (16.39)
i'm sure.
from Heechul
to Hankyung (16.39)
see, i knew china was a bad idea >:\
from Hankyung
to Heechul (16.42)
i see you're not out of practice though >:\
from Heechul
to Hankyung (16.43)
...is that jealousy? >:D
from Eunhyuk
to Eeteuk (17.01)
do we have any rope?
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk (17.03)
idk ask Kangin
from Eunhyuk
to Kangin (17.04)
do you have any rope? i need to tie donghae up.
from Kangin
to Eunhyuk (17.06)
....i don't even want to know. also i am forwarding this onto kibum, be warned.
from Kibum
to Eunhyuk (17.10)
....What.
from Eunhyuk
to Kibum (17.13)
sugar + donghae =/= fun.
from Kibum
to Eunhyuk (17.15)
...oh no. Give him something shiny. I'll be there in twenty.
from Donghae
to Kibum (17.22)
AKJLSDLKAKJSLD
from Kibum
to Donghae (17.24)
Hyung, go find the shiny.
from Onew
to Eeteuk (17.35)
Um. Hyung, are you missing a bandmate? He's on our doorstep.
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk (17.37)
...why did you let him out of your sight. you're scaring our dongsaengs.
from Eunhyuk
to Eeteuk (17.38)
HE KNEED ME IN THE FACE.
from Donghae
to Kibum (17.40)
HEY I FOUND YOU
from Kibum
to Donghae (17.41)
...wait what.
from Kibum
to Eunhyuk (17.42)
Is he hallucinating now?
from Eunhyuk
to Kibum (17.53)
dunno. i think he's harassing shinee now.
from Kibum
to Eunhyuk (17.56)
....oh i see. i think he just made sense for the first time ever.
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (18.00)
GROUP MEETING IN THIRTY. and for god's sake, someone go get donghae.
from Key
to Jonghyun (18.13)
fuck i'm so glad i'm not in super junior
from Jonghyun
to Key (18.15)
how do they cope?
from Heechul
to Hankyung (18.37)
i hope you're resting that muscle~
from Hankyung
to Heechul (18.39)
aren't you in the meeting?
from Heechul
to Hankyung (18.40)
your point?
from Heechul
to Hankyung (18.42)
what are you wearing~
from Hankyung
to Heechul (18.45)
i am not doing this
from Heechul
to Hankyung (18.47)
i want to run my tongue over your body, nice and slow~
from Sungmin
to Heechul (18.50)
fix your whoreface. i know you're sending dirty text messages.
from Heechul
to Sungmin (18.52)
fix your own whoreface, i can see where your hand is.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (18.54)
you know nothing, slut :|
from Hankyung
to Heechul (18.55)
i am dropping this phone now
from Heechul
to Hankyung (18.56)
SPOILSPORT >:(
from Heechul
to Eeteuk (18.57)
hey check Sungmin's hand
from Sungmin
to Heechul (18.59)
TRAITOR >:|
from Eeteuk
to Sungmin (19.02)
NOT APPROPRIATE, SUNGMIN. I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
from Kyuhyun
to Eeteuk (19.06)
thank you for saving me hyung.
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (19.07)
i saw that. liar.
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (19.09)
idk what you're talking about :|
from Heechul
to Sungmin (19.13)
I SENSE A LOVER'S TIFF.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (19.15)
this is all your fault.
from Siwon
to Hankyung (19.15)
hyung where are you?
from Sungmin
to Siwon (19.16)
hey i think Heechul is the devil :|
from Siwon
to Sungmin (19.18)
don't say things like that :(
from Sungmin
to Siwon (19.20)
you know when i said heechul had become religious i was joking, right? saying OH GOD OH GOD during sex doesn't count :|
from Siwon
to Heechul (19.23)
HYUNG I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD COME TO CHURCH WITH ME
from Heechul
to Siwon (19.24)
FUCK YOU >:(
from Heechul
to Sungmin (19.25)
I KNOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS
from Sungmin
to Heechul (19.26)
that's what you get >:\
from Heechul
to Sungmin (19.27)
you will pay for this.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (19.28)
bring it.
from Eeteuk
to Heechul, Sungmin (19.30)
are you two paying attention? >:(
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (19.31)
stop digging your nails into my thigh, jesus christ.
from Siwon
to Hankyung (19.33)
hyung?
from Sungmin
to Eeteuk (19.34)
of course, hyung :)
from Heechul
to Eeteuk (19.34)
fuck you i have better things to do
from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.36)
a break won't kill you, heechul.
from Siwon
to Hankyung (19.37)
HYUNG ARE YOU ALIVE
from Heechul
to Eeteuk (19.38)
no but it might kill Kyungie, i left him tied to the bedposts
from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.40)
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AGAIN?
from Heechul
to Eeteuk (19.42)
what? he likes it :\ it was only one hand.
from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.44)
TMI. TMI. TMI.
from Kangin
to Eeteuk (19.46)
what's with the trauma face
from Siwon
to Eeteuk (19.47)
HYUNG I THINK HANKYUNG-HYUNG IS DEAD
from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.49)
great now i have to explain to Siwon
from Eeteuk
to Siwon (19.53)
Hankyung is... in bed right now.
from Heechul
to Siwon (19.53)
he's waiting for me back home~
from Siwon
to Eeteuk (19.55)
......may i be excused? i need to go to church.
from Zhou Mi
to Kyuhyun (19.56)
KUI XIAN~
from Eeteuk
to Siwon (19.57)
NO I WILL FINISH THIS MEETING DAMN IT.
from Kyuhyun
to Zhou Mi (19.59)
worst. day. ever.
from Donghae
to Kibum (20.05)
hey i'm sleepy.
from Kibum
to Donghae (20.07)
you better be after all it took to calm you down.
from Ryeowook
to Eeteuk (20.10)
hyung i don't think anyone's listening
from Eeteuk
to Donghae, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (20.12)
PHONES DOWN. WE'RE HAVING A FUCKING MEETING.
from Heechul
to Eeteuk (20.14)
i have a fucking meeting waiting in my room.
from Kibum
to Heechul (20.15)
are we playing "how long before leader cries" again or something?
from Kibum
to Heechul (20.16)
because if so, I really don't want to be sitting next to Kangin.
from Kangin
to Heechul (20.17)
fuck you.
from Heechul
to Kangin (20.19)
oh don't you wish
from Zhou Mi
to Heechul (20.23)
so can i let geng-ge free or not?
from Heechul
to Zhou Mi (20.24)
SEASONING, DON'T YOU DARE
from Zhou Mi
to Heechul (20.25)
OKAY :D
from Zhou Mi
to Heechul (20.30)
he says he hates me. and you <3
from Heechul
to Zhou Mi (20.32)
that's because he's stupid. make sure he stays there :|
from Kyuhyun
to Heechul (20.34)
hyung, there are just some things I don't need to know. ever. your sex life is one of them. i am about to block zhou mi from my phone. \
from Sungmin
to Heechul (20.35)
wait you tie Hankyung to the bed? i'd never thought about that before
from Heechul
to Sungmin (20.36)
you are so vanilla, it hurts.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (20.37)
i'll show you vanilla >:(
from Heechul
to Sungmin (20.38)
PG-13 bitch :|
from Kyuhyun
to Heechul (20.39)
can you like, not?
from Heechul
to Kyuhyun (20.40)
i could. but i won't.
from Heechul
to Kyuhyun (20.41)
think of it as a favor.
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (20.43)
i'll make you scream tonight, then we'll see who's PG-13 >:(
from Kyuhyun
to Zhou Mi (20.44)
...........save me.
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (20.46)
you know, i really don't want to take part in your whore wars.
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (20.47)
....excuse me?
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (20.48)
.....what time tonight?
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (20.49)
that's what I thought you'd said
from Heechul
to Kyuhyun (20.51)
lol whipped.
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (20.53)
...are you forwarding our texts to heechul-hyung?
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (20.56)
....maybe?
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (21.01)
well that's just great.
from Zhou Mi
to Kyuhyun (21.04)
Sungmin-hyung said I couldn't get involved :D
from Kyuhyun
to Zhou Mi (21.07)
oh my god fuck you.
from Zhou Mi
to Kyuhyun (21.09)
D:!
from Kibum
to Eeteuk (21.10)
hey hyung, Donghae's asleep and drooling on my shoulder. can we stop now :|
from Eeteuk
to Donghae, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (21.14)
WHATEVER. MEETING DISMISSED. not that anyone listened >:\
from Shindong
to Eeteuk (21.17)
i listened :|
from Shindong
to Donghae, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (21.20)
you are all insane and idky i know you.
from Heechul
to Shindong, Sungmin (21.22)
because we're hot.
from Sungmin
to Heechul, Shindong (21.23)
duh.
Fandom: Super Junior; SHINee
Pairing: bandfic; Hankyung/Heechul, Kyuhyun/Sungmin, Kibum/Donghae
Word count: N/A. A lot :|
Rating: PG-13
Summary: The text messages passed between Super Junior in one day.
A/N: crazychickencow and I came up with these yesterday. If they're funny, then she probably came up with them. Edited, added to, and timed by me. Another one of those things that seemed like a good idea at the time.
from Siwon
to Donghae, Eeteuk, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Sungmin, Yehsung (07.05)
GOOD MORNING :D
from Heechul
to Siwon (07.10)
oh my god fuck you.
from Heechul
to Hankyung (10.23)
hey i need to talk to you
from Hankyung
to Heechul (10.25)
what about?
from Heechul
to Hankyung (10.27)
come to my room and i'll tell you~
from Sungmin
to Heechul (11.30)
hey do you have my sweater?
from Sungmin
to Heechul (11.45)
you know, the one you stole last week.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (12.32)
SWEATER?
from Sungmin
to Heechul (12.47)
OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS >:\
from Sungmin
to Heechul (13.02)
STOP FUCKING HANKYUNG AND ANSWER ME
from Sungmin
to Heechul (13.18)
I NEED THAT SWEATER I'M MEETING KYUHYUN YOU BITCH
from Sungmin
to Heechul (13.20)
!!!!!!
from Sungmin
to Ryeowook (13.24)
hey can you go see if heechul has my sweater?
from Eeteuk
to Sungmin (13.44)
DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S GOING TO TAKE TO UNTRAUMATIZE HIM.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (13.47)
NOW I HAVE EETEUK ON MY ASS. WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SWEATER YOU FUCKING WHORE.
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (14.05)
are you coming or what? :\
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (14.06)
of course i am~ just be a minute
from Sungmin
to Heechul (14.07)
WELL THANKS NOW I LOOK A MESS. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY
from Yehsung
to Sungmin (14.11)
my turtle has a surprise for you.
from Sungmin
to Yehsung (14.13)
well could this day be any worse
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung(14.17)
OKAY WHO GAVE DONGHAE A COKE AND A CANDY BAR
from Yehsung
to Sungmin (14.18)
there's your answer.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (14.33)
IF KYUHYUN DUMPS ME BECAUSE I LOOK BAD, I AM BLAMING YOU.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (14.40)
because this shirt washes me out. i look a mess and it's all your fault.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (15.34)
WHAT THE FUCK I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL HAVING SEX.
from Sungmin
to Eunhyuk (15.42)
Kyuhyun and I are never coming home. please tell Eeteuk-hyung that we are fine, we just couldn't deal with it any longer
from Eunhyuk
to Sungmin (15.46)
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME.
from Heechul
to Sungmin (16.02)
WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T EVEN HAVE YOUR SWEATER.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (16.05)
YOU TOTALLY DO, YOU HAD IT JUST THE OTHER DAY. >:/
from Heechul
to Sungmin (16.09)
I GAVE THAT TO EETEUK TO GIVE BACK TO YOU
from Sungmin
to Eeteuk (16.11)
hyung do you have my sweater? :\
from Eeteuk
to Sungmin (16.14)
you mean the pale pink one? sure.
from Sungmin
to Eeteuk (16.17)
.................fml.
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (16.30)
GROUP MEETING IN TWO HOURS. >:\
ps- eunhyuk, please try to remove donghae from the ceiling fan. he might hurt himself.
from Hankyung
to Heechul (16.34)
can you tell Eeteuk I can't make the meeting? I think you pulled something :|
from Heechul
to Hankyung (16.36)
why the fuck are you texting me? I'M RIGHT HERE.
from Hankyung
to Heechul (16.37)
can't breathe.
from Eunhyuk
to Eeteuk (16.38)
are you sure i can't just like beat donghae over the head with something?
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk (16.39)
i'm sure.
from Heechul
to Hankyung (16.39)
see, i knew china was a bad idea >:\
from Hankyung
to Heechul (16.42)
i see you're not out of practice though >:\
from Heechul
to Hankyung (16.43)
...is that jealousy? >:D
from Eunhyuk
to Eeteuk (17.01)
do we have any rope?
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk (17.03)
idk ask Kangin
from Eunhyuk
to Kangin (17.04)
do you have any rope? i need to tie donghae up.
from Kangin
to Eunhyuk (17.06)
....i don't even want to know. also i am forwarding this onto kibum, be warned.
from Kibum
to Eunhyuk (17.10)
....What.
from Eunhyuk
to Kibum (17.13)
sugar + donghae =/= fun.
from Kibum
to Eunhyuk (17.15)
...oh no. Give him something shiny. I'll be there in twenty.
from Donghae
to Kibum (17.22)
AKJLSDLKAKJSLD
from Kibum
to Donghae (17.24)
Hyung, go find the shiny.
from Onew
to Eeteuk (17.35)
Um. Hyung, are you missing a bandmate? He's on our doorstep.
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk (17.37)
...why did you let him out of your sight. you're scaring our dongsaengs.
from Eunhyuk
to Eeteuk (17.38)
HE KNEED ME IN THE FACE.
from Donghae
to Kibum (17.40)
HEY I FOUND YOU
from Kibum
to Donghae (17.41)
...wait what.
from Kibum
to Eunhyuk (17.42)
Is he hallucinating now?
from Eunhyuk
to Kibum (17.53)
dunno. i think he's harassing shinee now.
from Kibum
to Eunhyuk (17.56)
....oh i see. i think he just made sense for the first time ever.
from Eeteuk
to Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (18.00)
GROUP MEETING IN THIRTY. and for god's sake, someone go get donghae.
from Key
to Jonghyun (18.13)
fuck i'm so glad i'm not in super junior
from Jonghyun
to Key (18.15)
how do they cope?
from Heechul
to Hankyung (18.37)
i hope you're resting that muscle~
from Hankyung
to Heechul (18.39)
aren't you in the meeting?
from Heechul
to Hankyung (18.40)
your point?
from Heechul
to Hankyung (18.42)
what are you wearing~
from Hankyung
to Heechul (18.45)
i am not doing this
from Heechul
to Hankyung (18.47)
i want to run my tongue over your body, nice and slow~
from Sungmin
to Heechul (18.50)
fix your whoreface. i know you're sending dirty text messages.
from Heechul
to Sungmin (18.52)
fix your own whoreface, i can see where your hand is.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (18.54)
you know nothing, slut :|
from Hankyung
to Heechul (18.55)
i am dropping this phone now
from Heechul
to Hankyung (18.56)
SPOILSPORT >:(
from Heechul
to Eeteuk (18.57)
hey check Sungmin's hand
from Sungmin
to Heechul (18.59)
TRAITOR >:|
from Eeteuk
to Sungmin (19.02)
NOT APPROPRIATE, SUNGMIN. I AM VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
from Kyuhyun
to Eeteuk (19.06)
thank you for saving me hyung.
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (19.07)
i saw that. liar.
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (19.09)
idk what you're talking about :|
from Heechul
to Sungmin (19.13)
I SENSE A LOVER'S TIFF.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (19.15)
this is all your fault.
from Siwon
to Hankyung (19.15)
hyung where are you?
from Sungmin
to Siwon (19.16)
hey i think Heechul is the devil :|
from Siwon
to Sungmin (19.18)
don't say things like that :(
from Sungmin
to Siwon (19.20)
you know when i said heechul had become religious i was joking, right? saying OH GOD OH GOD during sex doesn't count :|
from Siwon
to Heechul (19.23)
HYUNG I REALLY THINK YOU SHOULD COME TO CHURCH WITH ME
from Heechul
to Siwon (19.24)
FUCK YOU >:(
from Heechul
to Sungmin (19.25)
I KNOW YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS
from Sungmin
to Heechul (19.26)
that's what you get >:\
from Heechul
to Sungmin (19.27)
you will pay for this.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (19.28)
bring it.
from Eeteuk
to Heechul, Sungmin (19.30)
are you two paying attention? >:(
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (19.31)
stop digging your nails into my thigh, jesus christ.
from Siwon
to Hankyung (19.33)
hyung?
from Sungmin
to Eeteuk (19.34)
of course, hyung :)
from Heechul
to Eeteuk (19.34)
fuck you i have better things to do
from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.36)
a break won't kill you, heechul.
from Siwon
to Hankyung (19.37)
HYUNG ARE YOU ALIVE
from Heechul
to Eeteuk (19.38)
no but it might kill Kyungie, i left him tied to the bedposts
from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.40)
OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, AGAIN?
from Heechul
to Eeteuk (19.42)
what? he likes it :\ it was only one hand.
from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.44)
TMI. TMI. TMI.
from Kangin
to Eeteuk (19.46)
what's with the trauma face
from Siwon
to Eeteuk (19.47)
HYUNG I THINK HANKYUNG-HYUNG IS DEAD
from Eeteuk
to Heechul (19.49)
great now i have to explain to Siwon
from Eeteuk
to Siwon (19.53)
Hankyung is... in bed right now.
from Heechul
to Siwon (19.53)
he's waiting for me back home~
from Siwon
to Eeteuk (19.55)
......may i be excused? i need to go to church.
from Zhou Mi
to Kyuhyun (19.56)
KUI XIAN~
from Eeteuk
to Siwon (19.57)
NO I WILL FINISH THIS MEETING DAMN IT.
from Kyuhyun
to Zhou Mi (19.59)
worst. day. ever.
from Donghae
to Kibum (20.05)
hey i'm sleepy.
from Kibum
to Donghae (20.07)
you better be after all it took to calm you down.
from Ryeowook
to Eeteuk (20.10)
hyung i don't think anyone's listening
from Eeteuk
to Donghae, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (20.12)
PHONES DOWN. WE'RE HAVING A FUCKING MEETING.
from Heechul
to Eeteuk (20.14)
i have a fucking meeting waiting in my room.
from Kibum
to Heechul (20.15)
are we playing "how long before leader cries" again or something?
from Kibum
to Heechul (20.16)
because if so, I really don't want to be sitting next to Kangin.
from Kangin
to Heechul (20.17)
fuck you.
from Heechul
to Kangin (20.19)
oh don't you wish
from Zhou Mi
to Heechul (20.23)
so can i let geng-ge free or not?
from Heechul
to Zhou Mi (20.24)
SEASONING, DON'T YOU DARE
from Zhou Mi
to Heechul (20.25)
OKAY :D
from Zhou Mi
to Heechul (20.30)
he says he hates me. and you <3
from Heechul
to Zhou Mi (20.32)
that's because he's stupid. make sure he stays there :|
from Kyuhyun
to Heechul (20.34)
hyung, there are just some things I don't need to know. ever. your sex life is one of them. i am about to block zhou mi from my phone. \
from Sungmin
to Heechul (20.35)
wait you tie Hankyung to the bed? i'd never thought about that before
from Heechul
to Sungmin (20.36)
you are so vanilla, it hurts.
from Sungmin
to Heechul (20.37)
i'll show you vanilla >:(
from Heechul
to Sungmin (20.38)
PG-13 bitch :|
from Kyuhyun
to Heechul (20.39)
can you like, not?
from Heechul
to Kyuhyun (20.40)
i could. but i won't.
from Heechul
to Kyuhyun (20.41)
think of it as a favor.
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (20.43)
i'll make you scream tonight, then we'll see who's PG-13 >:(
from Kyuhyun
to Zhou Mi (20.44)
...........save me.
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (20.46)
you know, i really don't want to take part in your whore wars.
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (20.47)
....excuse me?
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (20.48)
.....what time tonight?
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (20.49)
that's what I thought you'd said
from Heechul
to Kyuhyun (20.51)
lol whipped.
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (20.53)
...are you forwarding our texts to heechul-hyung?
from Sungmin
to Kyuhyun (20.56)
....maybe?
from Kyuhyun
to Sungmin (21.01)
well that's just great.
from Zhou Mi
to Kyuhyun (21.04)
Sungmin-hyung said I couldn't get involved :D
from Kyuhyun
to Zhou Mi (21.07)
oh my god fuck you.
from Zhou Mi
to Kyuhyun (21.09)
D:!
from Kibum
to Eeteuk (21.10)
hey hyung, Donghae's asleep and drooling on my shoulder. can we stop now :|
from Eeteuk
to Donghae, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Shindong, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (21.14)
WHATEVER. MEETING DISMISSED. not that anyone listened >:\
from Shindong
to Eeteuk (21.17)
i listened :|
from Shindong
to Donghae, Eunhyuk, Hankyung, Heechul, Kangin, Kibum, Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Siwon, Sungmin, Yehsung (21.20)
you are all insane and idky i know you.
from Heechul
to Shindong, Sungmin (21.22)
because we're hot.
from Sungmin
to Heechul, Shindong (21.23)
duh.