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Just an online conversation with my brother Tall One which deserves to be saved for posterity.
Ink. says: hello
Tall One says: gday mate
Ink. says: how was school?
Tall One says: 2morrow
Ink. says: ah
Ink. says: today was... boring and busy
Tall One says: little fella made dad angry while i was at rugby training so now dads not cooking and he is in his room and no1 is cooking dinner
Tall One says: im sooo pissed off
Tall One says: and little fella wont say wat he did
Tall One says: so im pissed off
Ink. says: why don't you cook? that'll chear dad up. plus, dad's feet probably hurt
Ink. says: what are you cooking, I'll be online support
Tall One says: yhe i no
Tall One says: but i dont know wether dad wants his cooked or not
Tall One says: im not cooking little fellas!
Ink. says: knock on dad's door and ask quietly, if he wants you to start. then cook little fella's. you'll get massive brownie points from dad, and he'll think you are mature enough to do stuff
Tall One says: fuck little fella
Tall One says: he can cook his own
Ink. says: cook it and it defuses the entire situation - don't and dad and little fella get stroppier
Tall One says: yeh ill eat little fellas then
Tall One says: little fella has to appologise the little sht faced fucker
Ink. says: what are you having?
Tall One says: chicken snitzle
Tall One says: im pissed off cause im sore from rugby training its nearly 8 30 and i have to fucken cook!
Ink. says: just cook it - if you can be subtle, undercook little fella's and give him salmonella
Tall One says: and all because of little fella the dick head
Ink. says: tall one - i cook every night
Tall One says: so not wen u dont have to
Tall One says: like its not any1's fault if u have to cook u have to do it anyways
Tall One says: u know u have to do it
Ink. says: I repeat: just cook it - if you can be subtle, undercook little fella's and give him salmonella
Tall One says: OK!
Ink. says: ok to the cooking or the salmonella
Tall One says: how long do u cook potatoes for?
Tall One says: both
Ink. says: keep testing with a fork until soft
Ink. says: ten, fifteen minutes
Tall One says: ok kool
Tall One says: once boiling though?
Ink. says: put them in and bring the water to the boil
Tall One says: ok
Tall One says: then ten 15?
Ink. says: then ten or fifteen yeah
Tall One says: ok good
Ink. says: it depends on the size of the spuds and the amount of water
Tall One says: ok then'
Ink. says: cool
Ink. says: how'd it go
Tall One says: ink wat heat for the snitzle?
Ink. says: 4
Tall One says: ok thaks g2g bye
Ink. says: ok
Ink. says: bye
Warnings for netspeak and swearing.
Ink. says: hello
Tall One says: gday mate
Ink. says: how was school?
Tall One says: 2morrow
Ink. says: ah
Ink. says: today was... boring and busy
Tall One says: little fella made dad angry while i was at rugby training so now dads not cooking and he is in his room and no1 is cooking dinner
Tall One says: im sooo pissed off
Tall One says: and little fella wont say wat he did
Tall One says: so im pissed off
Ink. says: why don't you cook? that'll chear dad up. plus, dad's feet probably hurt
Ink. says: what are you cooking, I'll be online support
Tall One says: yhe i no
Tall One says: but i dont know wether dad wants his cooked or not
Tall One says: im not cooking little fellas!
Ink. says: knock on dad's door and ask quietly, if he wants you to start. then cook little fella's. you'll get massive brownie points from dad, and he'll think you are mature enough to do stuff
Tall One says: fuck little fella
Tall One says: he can cook his own
Ink. says: cook it and it defuses the entire situation - don't and dad and little fella get stroppier
Tall One says: yeh ill eat little fellas then
Tall One says: little fella has to appologise the little sht faced fucker
Ink. says: what are you having?
Tall One says: chicken snitzle
Tall One says: im pissed off cause im sore from rugby training its nearly 8 30 and i have to fucken cook!
Ink. says: just cook it - if you can be subtle, undercook little fella's and give him salmonella
Tall One says: and all because of little fella the dick head
Ink. says: tall one - i cook every night
Tall One says: so not wen u dont have to
Tall One says: like its not any1's fault if u have to cook u have to do it anyways
Tall One says: u know u have to do it
Ink. says: I repeat: just cook it - if you can be subtle, undercook little fella's and give him salmonella
Tall One says: OK!
Ink. says: ok to the cooking or the salmonella
Tall One says: how long do u cook potatoes for?
Tall One says: both
Ink. says: keep testing with a fork until soft
Ink. says: ten, fifteen minutes
Tall One says: ok kool
Tall One says: once boiling though?
Ink. says: put them in and bring the water to the boil
Tall One says: ok
Tall One says: then ten 15?
Ink. says: then ten or fifteen yeah
Tall One says: ok good
Ink. says: it depends on the size of the spuds and the amount of water
Tall One says: ok then'
Ink. says: cool
Ink. says: how'd it go
Tall One says: ink wat heat for the snitzle?
Ink. says: 4
Tall One says: ok thaks g2g bye
Ink. says: ok
Ink. says: bye
Warnings for netspeak and swearing.