THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!!

[inky_bitch]

this is quite possibly the scariest thing in the world, ever:
a mime that saved a fat girl with an eyepatch...etc...it's sort of lengthy, but by god is it ever worth the read

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[imincrediblyhot]

why do you hate him?

[inky_bitch]

because he is the THE mime. he pretty much invented pantomime, and i hate mimes more than anything in the world.

[imincrediblyhot]

but why do you hate mimes?!!!!!!

i love them! this boggles my mind!

[baroque_n_roll]

What. The. FUCK!??!?!?!?!??!

That's more fucked up than the Bunny Dance thing.

Seriously.

[inky_bitch]

i know! how come you're never online anymore, johnny? ever since the honeymoon, we just haven't been as close. what happened to us? :(

[baroque_n_roll]

I haven't been online because I'm in stupid Ocala with no stupid Internet access in the house so I have to go to the stupid library and they have stupid aol.com stupid blocked on their stupid filter. :(

But I'll be in Atlanta in less than two weeks. Eventually, I will get Internet access.

[imincrediblyhot]

your icon is amazing.