disclaimer: do not read if you don't like inappropriate humor :-P

[inlovewithlife]

"Faye: They're both such jackasses! But they're HOT jackasses. And my lady downstairs hasn't had any action in a REALLY long time.
Therapist: Have you tried, ah, self-stimulation?
Faye: Oh, yeah. I also drink seltzer when I want soda, eat rice crackers when I want chocolate, and listen to bluegrass when I want death metal.  I am getting a freaky

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[coldfusionsky]

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