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I just soiled myself.

It's like an avalanche bearing down on a mouse.

I don't get it, I just don't get it. I did it again, I came home last night and backhanded the shit out of my sink counter top. What in god's name happened to me in my youth that brought me such aggression towards items on a marble slab?

Yea, so I just scored some free tickets thanks to my wonderful girlfriend to go see some guy named Bob Dylan? Bob Dylan? Anybody ever heard of him? Is he good? Because you know, I don't listen to much new music and I don't want to go if it really sucks. So yea, just get back to me if you've ever heard of or like BOB DYLAN, because I'm going to see ( Read more... )

I've been really depressed lately. And you guys are such jerks for not paying more attention to me. I'M SO LONELY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME? DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE ME CRY?

Give me a 50,000 budget and ill give you the best goddamn X-men movie you've ever seen. That shit was not worth the seven month wait I endured.

You know, the hardest part about rugby isn't getting decked, it isn't loosing a match, it isn't making stupid mistakes and paying for em. It's coming home after a match and having to pick out all the blood and dirt from your eyes, ears, and nose with q-tips. That shit took like 10 minutes. Anyway my team Cambridge Road just fucked up Gonzaga 27-7. ( Read more... )

DehVDs
-The Devil's Rejects
-Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
-Drawn Together season 1
-It's all Gone Pete Tong
-Trainspotting
-Braveheart
-American Beauty
-Anchorman

Books
-The Doors of Perception and Heaven and Hell by Aldous Huxley

CDs
-The Low End Theory - A Tribe CAlled Quest
-Mountain - The BEst of Mountain
-Meddle - Pink Floyd

Matastable racial facail. Kurds and dells cockarock, kurds and dells. Ok, we get it, your not THE heavon we thought. SOMEWHERE NOT IN A GROCERY STORE A DAY BEGINS. holy god, TIMYs IN TOURBLE. daddy, make him die. Some time soon son, some time. I thought that though, i thought you were. I know son, i know ( Read more... )

hello all you numb tasty cakes. I just want to get a couple points across. I live in a bucket. I can but wont. I would but cant. You might tell me to, but i shant. Think about that while your sitting alone jerking your shlerkin assholes. fuck all of you, you fucking assholes, and goodnight. (sung to the french national anthom, sped up 50 ( Read more... )