has anybody heard the new Orange voicemail woman?

is it just me, or is it like phoning up a sex chat line? she sounds like a right pervert, ha.

(yeah, today isn't very productive, thus leading me to think about random and pointless things like this. prepare yourselves for more.)

by the way! it's been since early 2005, that i've been looking for this song.

finally found it last night.

much excitement, giddyness, giggles, orgasms, hyperness, and so on ensued!

when i hear this song, it reminds me exactly why i'm a michelle branch fan.

most. beautiful. song. ever.

so, my sister's not a lesbian!

last week she met this guy, mike. she hasn't stopped talking about him. she says she finds him annoying, but it's so obvious she's into him! anyway, she went out at 8pm.

and like 15 minutes ago her phone rang, so i answered it.

me: hello?
man: hi!
me: ... hello?
man: hello.
me: who is this?
man: it's mikeme: oh ( Read more... )

love sucks.

i seriously hate it.

i want more than anything to not be in love.

i'd actually, seriously, 100% do anything to not be ( Read more... )

my birthday turned out to be a bit of a crappy bust. oh well. i'm going for dinner tonight with three friends i used to go to school with, along with amber & leon. that should be nice. if it goes to plan!

here's to next year. 21. new york, new york.

excellent :)

the more boys i meet...

...the more i love my dog.

amen miss underwood, amen.

[one] have you ever been asked out ( Read more... )

just a few pictures of my baby scrummy bum :)


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in 2 days i'll be 20 ( Read more... )

FOUR WORDS.

carrie.

underwood.

carnival.

ride.

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