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[innate_speculum]

My sincere apologies to anyone caught in the biscuit storm. Terrible cooking accident. Not quite sure how it was managed, but I doubt that I'll be trying anything in the kitchen for a good while.

I've noticed that they make awfully good weapons if you carve them down, though. Maybe I can make a set of darts from them...

And awwww, how cute, it's

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[regenerable]

Ah. So you're the one guilty of the biscuit bombs.

[innate_speculum]

Guilty as charged! Sorry if any caught you in the forehead. Tell the truth, I'm still in awe of how such a thing happened.

[regenerable]

Oh, nothing hit me at all. I'm pretty amused by it, to be honest.

It's pretty amazing to have such far flying and damage inducing cooking.

[innate_speculum]

Seriously. I think I might've set some sort of record there. Certainly made the place livelier!

[murderperfect]

You guys're jus' precious. Takes a fair amount of luck t'find a mate equally useless/destructive as you are in a non-destructive atmosphere.

[innate_speculum]

What can I say, we're perfect for each other.

[murderperfect]

That's great n'all, but next time y'decide to attempt any sort of baking... don't.

That Enditz guy... whatever his name is... seems t'have it out for your girlfriend. S'like a child runnin' around to every adult he can find, tattlin' on another kid at school. The hell's up with that?

[innate_speculum]

Trust me, I'm getting someone else to do the cooking next time. Don't particularly feel like blowing myself up.

Oh, that little whore. We have a bit of a history, so to speak. He took an awful liking to me and my friend a month or two back. And of course, because Sellzy was the one to win me over, he's been ever so bitter about it.

[genocide_pretty]

Oh, man! That was you? Maybe I should give up being a bodyguard and just give cooking lessons!

[innate_speculum]

Might be a good idea. Seems to be an awful lot of people around here who can't cook, so I'd say you could be raking in the cash.

[genocide_pretty]

Yeah,maybe. It'd be nice to find a way to get really, really rich down here. ♥

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[thorn_of_rose]

...Cos...

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[innate_speculum]

Not letting the whore try to pin this all on you. If he's trying to get people to go after the perpetrator, he'll be getting them to come after me too. And I have to wonder, what with Damien, if that's really what he wants, hmmmm?

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[thorn_of_rose]

If he so much as attempts anything to harm you, he's gonna find out firsthand how the life of a skinless eunuch in the ocean goes.

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[innate_speculum]

I made a small saw out of one of the biscuits. Can we cut them off with that?