PUBLIC ENTRY: May 16, 2000
[written in the usual crooked cursive, but with obvious effort at legibility]
Well, I'm sure we've all received our Order of Merlin ballots, by now. Interesting choices, all (very, very interesting). And, to my surprise, this is proving to be a difficult ballot to fill out. I've spent more time contemplating it than I care to.
So, I've decided to have the choice made for me. To the nominees, I offer you this one-time opportunity to express your award preference in the form of monetary tribute. The higher the bid, the higher the designation I select. Don't worry, gents. I can be bought. Who knows, this one ballot could stand between you and eternal glory.
Hey, this journal thing IS kind of fun.
-PD
[Private to Self]
It's worth it to leave this entry public just to see if any Ministry officials notice and take me seriously. Hm, can one be arrested for soliciting bribes?
But I did mean it when I said it was a difficult ballot. The very fact that Malfoy's on there inspires me to toss the thing. If that dish-licker can get himself nominated, I'm disinclined to vote for Snape or even Remus. The Order of Merlin is obviously nothing but a mockery.
[/Private]
Well, I'm sure we've all received our Order of Merlin ballots, by now. Interesting choices, all (very, very interesting). And, to my surprise, this is proving to be a difficult ballot to fill out. I've spent more time contemplating it than I care to.
So, I've decided to have the choice made for me. To the nominees, I offer you this one-time opportunity to express your award preference in the form of monetary tribute. The higher the bid, the higher the designation I select. Don't worry, gents. I can be bought. Who knows, this one ballot could stand between you and eternal glory.
Hey, this journal thing IS kind of fun.
-PD
[Private to Self]
It's worth it to leave this entry public just to see if any Ministry officials notice and take me seriously. Hm, can one be arrested for soliciting bribes?
But I did mean it when I said it was a difficult ballot. The very fact that Malfoy's on there inspires me to toss the thing. If that dish-licker can get himself nominated, I'm disinclined to vote for Snape or even Remus. The Order of Merlin is obviously nothing but a mockery.
[/Private]