Why can't anything just be simple. Why do people have to make life difficult. And always at the worst time well I guess there is never a good time for people to act like assholes. I don't want to do this any more. Why does no one ever pick up their phone when I need them to. Why do we put ourselves through so much stress. I think I will just
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A.) Get a tan... That way you won't look American and guerillas might not fuck with you
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B.) Get a sex change... Then you're less likely to get raped by third-world criminals.
Hehe. Go for it - brush up on your spanish. I kinda wanted to go to London for a lil while next year, but I don't think I can take Marty with me through customs.
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