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[innerbrat]

The following is perhaps the most callous thing I'll say for a long time, but:

Dear Kate and Gerry,
    Get. The fuck. Over it.
         love, IB

I'm extra unsympathetic to them today because they've decided to cash in on the Fritzl case my wrangling themselves column inches just to say Maddie might be in a dungeon like Elisabeth. And it makes me

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[innerbrat]

It's me being facetious. My reasoning goes:
- Johnny Vegas is still free.
- David Blaine isn't dead.
- Therefore the world sucks today.
- The country is also significantly bluer today then it was yesterday.
- Therefore the world sucking is the fault of the Tories.

Now, I know that Vegas was free and Blaine alive yesterday too. But why turn down an opportunity to bitch about the Tories?

[innerbrat]

He's a git.

I just hate him a lot, for being a git.

[timjr]

Ugh. Seriously, totally ugh. Johnny Vegas... I almost liked him, at one point. Now, he's proven to actually be the creepy sleazeball he seems to be (which I thought was an act... but that account... ugh)

[skellingtonjon]

See, I totally thought you were hoping that Jonny Vegas would asphyxiate there, which would save us the expense of imprisoning him...

[labellecarole]

Johnny Vegas is a fat drunken boor - he isn't funny, he has never been funny and he won't ever be funny in the future.

I think he needs a sharp spike stuffed up him in the style of Vlad the Impaler - the vile, fat, useless sex offender.

I agree about the Mc Canns too - they appear to be working through their guilt in public and trying to make themselves feel better but it isn't ever going to go away. They shouldn't have left their kids just for a fucking meal.

Why didn't they get a babysitter? Why didn't they just give the meal a miss and stay at home?

If you have little kids - LOOK AFTER THEM.