A common conversation

[innerdespair]

Sheldon: Hey Matt, I have a question:
Matt: *sigh* What is it?
Sheldon: Would you be angry if I killed you?
Matt: ...I would be dead.
Sheldon: Yeah, but would you be, you know, angry?
Matt: I guess during the killing I would be, yes.
Sheldon: Oh, ok then.
Matt: Was that it?
Sheldon: Pretty much.

Comments

[azngrlof2004]

lmao.. hahaha. you guys crack me up :D

[deathundothee]

You guys are 'tards. In a good way, of course.

[jestersidiot]

I'd be happy if you were dead.