Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Sam, wake up and smell the infidelity, man! Your girlfriend is like Phaedra in reverse! Ooh, a "reverse Phaedra" - that reminds me of this move I invented, way back when, with a little shepherd-girl in ancient Greece. Those were good times.
Actually, this is pretty good, too. After all, nothing these days says sex and debauchery and rampant idiocy like a telenovela, and this one's live and unscripted.
All those Winchesters, even the ones who aren't quite real, are melodramatic. And this is pretty juicy. Though there's no law against making things juicier still.
I think now might be a good time to shake things up just a little bit more. What? I make my own fun.
Jess