There's a prostitute named Dinah in my beer!

[innle_azure]

This is a request to all AUCSters, more specifically perhaps to schubomb frankiefan13  and anthraxia

Any of you have (or know) the lyrics to the song I'm referencing in my title, the one that's along the lines of "Hey-ho the bondage-oh. I'll give you one-oh (two, three, etc), or many of the others we sang at camp?
I have found the Roger of Kildare one online.

Yes, it would be

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[schubomb]

sorry, I never know the words to these kinda things. Fun song though :D

[innle_azure]

oh but you know the words to the adulterated version of "have you seen the ghost of tom?" AKA the vibrator song tho :P seeing as how I have a vivid memory of you singing it on Hindley street.
lol

Tis ok, I suspect Dr. Kate would be the one to ask

[schubomb]

hehehe, took me a while to remember that!

[anonymous]

Twelve for the condoms bought in bulk,
Eleven for the merkin wearers,
Ten for the ten-pot screamers,
Nine for the sixty-niners,
Eight for the wendys under the fan,
Seven for the groans that send me to heaven,
S*x for those that want it,
Five for the links of chain, and
Four for the bondage masters,
Three, three, the whips,
Two, two, the lily-white boys clothed all in leather-o,
One is (w*nking) all alone, and evermore shall be so.

[innle_azure]

Vunderbar!
Vielen Dank :)