Second Canvas ~ Audio//English

[innocentcolours]

I must say, after everything that has been happening over the past several days, I'm glad things seem to be getting back to normal. Even if it is a tad loud.

Comments

[clover_two]

Nathaniel. Dear Nathaniel...

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?

[innocentcolours]

E-excuse me, miss? I-I-I really do not think that... that such language is necessary! Bu-but in answer to your query, I am a-a-apparently here because I have been kidnapped.

[clover_two]

Such language is not necessary?

[She snorts, evidently completely unamused.]

I'll tell you what's not necessary, Nate. What's not necessary is you hyping on about taking me out to dinner tonight, and being so fucking insistent on it that I changed all my plans for you... and then you don't show up! Well let me tell you something: being kidnapped back to the M.S-Fuckin'-Elegante is not a good enough excuse! I'm actually wearing a skirt for you! A skirt!

bâtard

[innocentcolours]

[Ah, and now it becomes clear! Nate heaves a sigh of relief.]

Miss, p-please try to re-remain calm! I believe this is simply a case of, ah, mistaken identity. I-I am quite certain we have never met before, and I have never, um, asked a lady to dinner.

B-b-but if I may ask... what would you wear other than a s-skirt?

[were_breeder]

Oi, stay away from the James chick. She ain't worth your trouble.

[innocentcolours]

I beg your pardon, sir? I'm afraid I'm not quite sure who you are referring to...

[were_breeder]

Good, then there won't be any issue.

[innocentcolours]

Now see here, my good man! Surely I should be aware of the indentity of the woman in question, so I do make sure to, ah, 'stay away from her', as you put it!