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[jd_md]

Who: JD, Janitor, Dr. Cox, open
Where: On-call lounge
When: Between eleven pm and one am

JD hated dry spells.

He hadn't gotten any since...well... "the incident" (quotes and underlines in his mind) with one Jordan Sullivan. Ever since, he'd actually had a small fear of sleeping with *any*one else around the hospital, just in *case* they might be

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[ihatescooterpie]

Unfortunately for JD, he'd forgotten the most important rule of working with Janitor: Never turn your back to any empty doorway. Currently, a long stick was angled out of the door directly behind JD, and that stick just happened to be pushing a skateboard right behind JD's feet. When it came to a rest, the stick was pulled back, and the door shut with a clink.

A few moments later, Janitor emerged inconspicuously from the elevator, whistling as pulled out his cart to mop. Okay, I'll have to bribe the woman in that room not to mention my hospital wall scaling abilities, but other that, no one can put this on me. He grinned in happiness, turning his head and leaning on the mop to watch the show about to unfold. The skateboard just happened to be directed towards the ladder in the hall holding two cans of bright pink paint (he'd swiped them from the guys renovating the children's wing) and a bag of chicken feathers (thank you Troy!)

Scooter's gonna be the prettiest chicken in this coop he thought to himself, chuckling. Though I've got

[jesushcoxmd]

Perry walked past the ladder, giving it only a curious glance before searching for whomever could have left it there. Not far away he saw the Janitor, looking inconspicuous, which only meant something had to be up. Not that he cared, of course, it was only fair to leave people to their own affairs, but the ladder was taking up valuable hallway space.

"Hey, Lurch, could you maybe not leave your toys where the grown ups are walking?" he called out as he stalked closer.

[jd_md]

JD looked up at Dr. Cox's voice. 'There he is...' He backed away to start walking towards him, but felt his foot hit something else solid and *not* unmoving.

'Oh no...no...no, no, no' JD's thoughts turned into a very verbal shriek of horror as he realized he was on a skateboard. He dropped the chart he'd been holding as he went backwards, and plunged headlong into a ladder.

JD hit the ground with a thud, and felt something both wet and airy splash over him in a curtain of bright pink and white. When he opened his eyes again and wiped at them, he looked down at the stained floor.

JD glared over at the Janitor as he realized he was covered in pink paint and...*feathers*?!

"What the hell, man?" JD yelled at him, frustrated as he lifted his arms to make his point. "What have I *ever* done to you? Come *on*!"

[ihatescooterpie]

Janitor put the best "Who, Me?" look on his face. "Now if I wanted to do something, would I go through all this elaborate trouble just for a few good laughs?"

Of course I would.

He turned to look at Dr. Cox as he stalked over. "Do I look like I use pink paint often to you? Uh, nu uh."