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[inparadisum]

i don't know about anybody else out there, but man oh man, sometimes i have the MOST difficult time getting a brand new toilet paper roll started. Like, I'll start to rip where I think the roll is beggining, but it won't tear away easily, so i start clawing at it, and before i know it i have some kind of bizare shredded toilet paper fan type thing

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[lildevilboi]

lol have you ever watched ellen's "here and now" standup concert? if you haven't, you should, because you practically just quoted her.