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[inpseudonym]

This morning I was rudely awoken by a pair of old women at my door. I immediately knew they were there to give me a bible but I played along for a little while. One of the women says

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[bitterlies]

Best post I've read all day, if not all week.

I would have shed some light on that bitches face, and by "light" I mean FISTS OF FURY!!!

[xbot]

You should try one the tricks I pull with Mormons and the like. Invite 'em in to talk about it over some porn.

[xbot]

You should try one the tricks I pull with Mormons and the like. Invite 'em in to talk about it over some porn.

[hunter_burgess]

In my younger days I would have asked them to hold on while grabbed my New Testament (One of those crappy paperback ones) then come back, rip out a few pages and set them on fire.

Now I'm more dignified - I tell them Jesus was the first communist, had gay sex with John while they did mushrooms together, possibly married a reformed whore, and was the bastard son of Joseph. Additionally, there will be no peace in the world until everybody stops trying to live forever and quit making babies. It usually shuts them up and gets them the hell off my doorstep.

[inpseudonym]

maybe I just need to start answering the door wearing a cock ring.

[hunter_burgess]

Yeah, that will probably work as well

[kenkewl99]

just the fact of you opening the door to a bunch of bible thumpers with a cockring proudly on display makes me laugh. alot. because it really wouldn't surprise me.

[kiddo43]

If you watch the Cho Seung-Hui video he actually makes a couple references to him being crucified by scoiety like Jesus and that he dies for our sins like Jesus. Blah, blah. I'm just saying, is promoting Jesus at this point really such a good idea?