Harold Putnam, Butler to the Queen

[inquireof_liz]

HRH Liz apologizes for her lack of posts. She's spent the last couple of weeks diligently attending tea parties and shopping for her trip to Miami. She thanks you all for your advice on which disguise to wear. It seems that the Lagoon design has won. She has decided, however, to take the others as "backup". Backup for what, she wouldn't say

Comments

[ask_aboutcoffee]

Well, this is making for a very interesting morning. I can't recall when so much interest has been shown in the Roald Dahl Plass by locals.

I'm attempting to round them up now, but they seem to be enjoying the attention and frankly I'm not sure what the result of fitting a dozen swimsuit models into the Information Centre will be on 1. reality and 2. Jack's already somewhat fragile grip on sanity.

[inquireof_liz]

Does that mean I should cancel the male models Liz was planning on sending this afternoon?

As to fitting a dozen swimsuit models into the Information Centre... they're really very slim. If you can fit half a dozen hefty Welshmen in there, you should have no trouble with the girls.

Though reality and Jack's grip on sanity may very well suffer.

Harold

[ask_aboutcoffee]

As much as I would adore a dozen scantily clad men wandering round the plass, it's getting a bit chilly out and they might catch cold.

Fitting them in there wouldn't be a problem if they didn't insist on...draping themselves on things.

[inquireof_liz]

It's instinct. Cats climb, dogs bark, models... drape.

Harold

[gwen_e_cooper]

Anyhow, dibs on the white suit. It has a cleavage keyhole and a matching cover-up.

I already blind people with my Welsh skin tone. Might as well go all out.

[ask_captainjack]

Do they have this suit in Kevlar, Gwen????

[gwen_e_cooper]

Everything I wear is bulletproof.

Including the wellies. I've seen too many films when people shoot under vans in car parks.

[ask_aboutcoffee]

I hear the sun might come out sometime next week. Only for ten or twenty minutes, but I have the weather satellites working on it.

[oh_doask]

I want the fourth. It goes with my hair.

Look at me pose like that.

Oh we get the girls

Oh we don't get the girls

Damn :-(

[inquireof_liz]

Here's a tape measure. I'll just stand over here where I can't see anything.

Harold