April 21st

[inquireof_liz]

Tomorrow is my birthday. I would very much like a pony.

Note: Have someone contact that impertinent, but efficient, young man in Cardiff to see if my dear Captain Jack has that marvelous clock-work pony that he promised me finished yet.

Comments

[askfor_bananas]

I am afraid the TARDIS is currently ponyless, Your Highness. Do you have a second coice I might rummage around for?

[inquireof_liz]

Doctor,

I'm also fond of very long scarves and pirate flags.

Liz

[gwen_e_cooper]

Psst! (To Queen's secretary)

Is she allergic to anything? Leeks?

[inquireof_liz]

Madam,

Please avoid any aconitum at all costs. The Windsor line seems most allergic to it.

Pardon me, but I must ask, will there be any lorry drivers present? HRM developed quite a phobia to them some years ago.

Harold Putnam
Butler

ps - I'm sure it will be fine if you simply don't mention the "lorry" bit in front of HRM. Make sure, if there is a lorry driver present, you clean them up thoroughly. The merest scent of oil and hydrocarbons sets her off. Quite a nose she's got! She can track anyone from the tiniest scent trail.