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[inquisitive_kit]

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There are spiders!

There are spiders the size of ponies here!

Why are there spiders the size of ponies here? ;__;

Comments

[awedprowess]

Is that so? Perhaps I should have ridden one of those for Halloween.

[inquisitive_kit]

Lord Keigo, if you're not going to be helpful then please go away. I am currently much too busy plotting the massacre of said pests to bother with the likes of you.

[awedprowess]

If you dislike them so, there is a solution.

[inquisitive_kit]

Yes?

[bluntwordtrauma]

Eiji beat them back with a broom.

[inquisitive_kit]

I believe I may need a bigger broom. ;_;

[bluntwordtrauma]

Can't help you. I don't even know where Eiji keeps ours.

[inquisitive_kit]

Then I suppose a trip to the village is in order, or I can try to find the janitor for the main buildings and promise him my first born in exchange for a maul.

[dataempire]

I could feed them my Super Inui Repellent Deluxe Remix Juice.

[inquisitive_kit]

Does it work?

[dataempire]

Dunno. Haven't tested it yet.

[inquisitive_kit]

Do you test your work on jack asses? If so, might I suggest Keigo-sama?

[sparkmylife]

... I haven't luckily spotted that big spiders just yet. Uh oh. I hope Echizen-sama gets the remaining stars so we can get out of here.

[kisatsushi]

Tachibana-san, instead of a broom, might I suggest bug spray and chalk?

[inquisitive_kit]

Chalk? And I can't use bug sprays, I'm allergic to them ;;

[kisatsushi]

Chalk may help then as it isn't toxic to humans. However, I would have hoped that you could simply catch the spiders and toss them outside.

[inquisitive_kit]

Uh >.>

Currently, nothing this side of heaven is making me touch a spider of my own free will, but if you'd like to be an official spider savior I'll add you to the list of those willing to come collect/relocate them. ♥