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Tonight at work was a night like none other.
Our store got fucking BURGLARIZED.
Sort of. This little white guy comes in, couldn't have been out of high school yet, and says he wants to buy an Xbox 360. I get it from the back, he says he wants to look around for a while.
I am slightly turned to the right, shootin' the shit with my manager, the little cunt reaches over the counter, grabs the 360 and bolts for the door. My manager then superman-jumps over the row of TVs and gives chase. The little shit's girlfriend is in a car, ready to play the accessory. He jumps in, my manager keeps up with the car for a bit until she really guns it. (According to him, she looked really scared) she fishtails away, ignoring the multiple stop signs in the shopping center. I called the cops during this ordeal, and that was that.
Pros: We got an okay look at his face, plus we have him on camera when he commits the crime,
Cons: No license plate number, he was wearing a hat to help conceal his face from the camera.
I really hope he gets caught, because I really hate shoplifters. A criminal record for a crappy-ass system, I hope was really hoping she'd get in an accident in the shopping center parking lot, but at this point, I can really only hope for the system to be defective and that both little bitches get caught. >:(
Our store got fucking BURGLARIZED.
Sort of. This little white guy comes in, couldn't have been out of high school yet, and says he wants to buy an Xbox 360. I get it from the back, he says he wants to look around for a while.
I am slightly turned to the right, shootin' the shit with my manager, the little cunt reaches over the counter, grabs the 360 and bolts for the door. My manager then superman-jumps over the row of TVs and gives chase. The little shit's girlfriend is in a car, ready to play the accessory. He jumps in, my manager keeps up with the car for a bit until she really guns it. (According to him, she looked really scared) she fishtails away, ignoring the multiple stop signs in the shopping center. I called the cops during this ordeal, and that was that.
Pros: We got an okay look at his face, plus we have him on camera when he commits the crime,
Cons: No license plate number, he was wearing a hat to help conceal his face from the camera.
I really hope he gets caught, because I really hate shoplifters. A criminal record for a crappy-ass system, I hope was really hoping she'd get in an accident in the shopping center parking lot, but at this point, I can really only hope for the system to be defective and that both little bitches get caught. >:(