Arctic Bananas 1/1
Arctic Bananas
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Words: 524
Warnings: crack, abuse of bananas
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. It's a lie.
Prompt by spiceblueeyes : arctic banana
Summary: sequel to “ Basic Instincts”… The discovery of the arctic bananas.
“Who else wants ice cream?” Megan was grinning from ear to ear where she was cuddled into the couch cushions next to Jensen. Jared had taken to pushing her off his boyfriend frequently during the Chinese Kung Fu movie they had started the evening with and had offered to switch seats regularly but Jensen just rolled his eyes and Megan insisted that sitting next to her brother during a movie was lame - not that anyone would be there to see that and point out the lameness of it all.
“Me!” Jared’s grin was wide and Jensen poked him in the side as he was bouncing up and down arm high in the air before turning to his boyfriends sister with a smile and a nod. Jensen prided himself in being the mature one in their relationship. That was until Jared convinced him to do god-knew-what and make himself the biggest dork on the planet. Jensen wasn’t immune and his boyfriend damn well knew it.
The girl jumped up bouncing into the kitchen while Jared busied himself with putting the sequel to the movie they had just watched into the DVR. When he flopped back onto his seat he used the opportunity to pull Jensen closer by the nape of his neck and steal a kiss off the man’s lips that quickly turned into a deep make out session that stole his breath and some of his brain capacity.
“Errm… guys? Why are there bananas in your freezer?”
“Hmmm… what?” Jensen was still a little disoriented. He blinked his eyes open dislodging himself from the hold Jared hand on him and sat up straight to peek over the back of the couch towards the kitchen.
He knew that he flushed beet red, face growing hot when he saw Jared’s little sister stand in front of the fridge with a banana in hand that glistened with a sheen of ice crystals. He heard Jared swallow audibly and only then the fact that the banana was indeed frozen penetrated his mind and he turned to Jared with a frown. The taller man looked at him for a second blushing as well and shrugging mumbling something about being distracted when putting the food away and suddenly all the awkwardness exploded inside Jensen and he started laughing a belly-deep laugh that had tears well up in his eyes.
“What? I was just asking.”
When he looked up he saw Megan standing next to the couch with a frozen banana in hand grinning but confused looking.
“Sorry sis. But they belong there… you know they… erm, they weren’t so fresh anymore and I didn’t want them to be warm, so…”
Jared’s stammering was hilarious and Jensen snorted out another laugh before catching enough of a breather to cut in. “Jared’s doesn’t like bananas… Well, he doesn’t like warm bananas.”
“Yes! I only like arctic bananas!”
Jared looked completely pleased with his answer and Jensen couldn’t help but break down in a set of giggles of “Arctic bananas? Seriously?”
“You guys are so weird sometimes.”
*
*hugs*
Birdie
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Words: 524
Warnings: crack, abuse of bananas
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters. It's a lie.
Prompt by spiceblueeyes : arctic banana
Summary: sequel to “ Basic Instincts”… The discovery of the arctic bananas.
“Who else wants ice cream?” Megan was grinning from ear to ear where she was cuddled into the couch cushions next to Jensen. Jared had taken to pushing her off his boyfriend frequently during the Chinese Kung Fu movie they had started the evening with and had offered to switch seats regularly but Jensen just rolled his eyes and Megan insisted that sitting next to her brother during a movie was lame - not that anyone would be there to see that and point out the lameness of it all.
“Me!” Jared’s grin was wide and Jensen poked him in the side as he was bouncing up and down arm high in the air before turning to his boyfriends sister with a smile and a nod. Jensen prided himself in being the mature one in their relationship. That was until Jared convinced him to do god-knew-what and make himself the biggest dork on the planet. Jensen wasn’t immune and his boyfriend damn well knew it.
The girl jumped up bouncing into the kitchen while Jared busied himself with putting the sequel to the movie they had just watched into the DVR. When he flopped back onto his seat he used the opportunity to pull Jensen closer by the nape of his neck and steal a kiss off the man’s lips that quickly turned into a deep make out session that stole his breath and some of his brain capacity.
“Errm… guys? Why are there bananas in your freezer?”
“Hmmm… what?” Jensen was still a little disoriented. He blinked his eyes open dislodging himself from the hold Jared hand on him and sat up straight to peek over the back of the couch towards the kitchen.
He knew that he flushed beet red, face growing hot when he saw Jared’s little sister stand in front of the fridge with a banana in hand that glistened with a sheen of ice crystals. He heard Jared swallow audibly and only then the fact that the banana was indeed frozen penetrated his mind and he turned to Jared with a frown. The taller man looked at him for a second blushing as well and shrugging mumbling something about being distracted when putting the food away and suddenly all the awkwardness exploded inside Jensen and he started laughing a belly-deep laugh that had tears well up in his eyes.
“What? I was just asking.”
When he looked up he saw Megan standing next to the couch with a frozen banana in hand grinning but confused looking.
“Sorry sis. But they belong there… you know they… erm, they weren’t so fresh anymore and I didn’t want them to be warm, so…”
Jared’s stammering was hilarious and Jensen snorted out another laugh before catching enough of a breather to cut in. “Jared’s doesn’t like bananas… Well, he doesn’t like warm bananas.”
“Yes! I only like arctic bananas!”
Jared looked completely pleased with his answer and Jensen couldn’t help but break down in a set of giggles of “Arctic bananas? Seriously?”
“You guys are so weird sometimes.”
*
*hugs*
Birdie