.........Dude...Stop trying to take credit for killing Elvis you prick! I KILLED ELVIS! ...2Pac & biggie too....both dem niggaz owed me beaucoup bucks fo' dat weed I fronted them...fuckin faggots! That'll teach dem biatch-ass niggaz fo' fuckin wit my money.
Good job on fuckin with your shrink btw... You should tell him "Hank the bunny" tells you to go on a Jihad against pixelised terrorists. <-- That'll fuck with his noodles... or!...fuck around even more and hit on him...It'll disgust him so much that he'll want to end the session as fast as fcukin possible. HAHA!
Prozac's are for manic depressive goth wanna be's and lil' overachieving British gurls... "Extacy" is the real winner up in hurrrrrr.
Turns out dude was stereotypical therapist... very German, very Liberal and very outgoing. First time he said "Und how doose that make yew feeel?" I almost laughed. Almost. He would always assume stuff like, "oh, and I bet thay made you feel really sad," I would retort with "well, not really. It takes a lot to make me feel genuinely sad or mad. I have a very slow-burning fuse emotionally." Tool. He asked if I thought we needed another session, I said "no, because everything I just told and you talked about is on my Livejournal." Which it is. He then agreed that we dont need another session. First thing he assumed correctly about me.
Coffee was great with Maria... we walked to CD warehouse and I bought too many CD's.
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Good job on fuckin with your shrink btw... You should tell him "Hank the bunny" tells you to go on a Jihad against pixelised terrorists. <-- That'll fuck with his noodles... or!...fuck around even more and hit on him...It'll disgust him so much that he'll want to end the session as fast as fcukin possible. HAHA!
Prozac's are for manic depressive goth wanna be's and lil' overachieving British gurls... "Extacy" is the real winner up in hurrrrrr.
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Turns out dude was stereotypical therapist... very German, very Liberal and very outgoing. First time he said "Und how doose that make yew feeel?" I almost laughed. Almost. He would always assume stuff like, "oh, and I bet thay made you feel really sad," I would retort with "well, not really. It takes a lot to make me feel genuinely sad or mad. I have a very slow-burning fuse emotionally." Tool. He asked if I thought we needed another session, I said "no, because everything I just told and you talked about is on my Livejournal." Which it is. He then agreed that we dont need another session. First thing he assumed correctly about me.
Coffee was great with Maria... we walked to CD warehouse and I bought too many CD's.
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