Comments | insanityangel: Suck my pickle.

insanityangel

Suck my pickle.

Sep 29, 2002 00:23

Ever try to sneeze while taking a piss? It's scary isnt it? It's scary cause, actually, you can't do it. It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. Your brain won't let it happen. Your brain says "STOP PISSING! WE'RE GOING TO SNEEZE NOW!". Cause your brain knows...you might blow your asshole out ( Read more... )

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anonymous September 29 2002, 15:07:20 UTC

Dear sir,

I am here to speak to you today as George Carlin's representative.
Stop ripping off his material.. word for word.. line by line.

Thank you.

anonymous September 29 2002, 15:10:22 UTC

P.S. Learn to spell tomorrow correctly.
We're supposed to be in "mini-college" now.

Re: insanityangel September 29 2002, 19:19:13 UTC

Im not ripping off anything. ::laughs:: Read back in my posts, I blantly say I put his comedy acts on my LJ.

Heh... 5557 September 29 2002, 19:32:55 UTC

First, what the hell crawled up your ass this evenin'? Or are we just prancing about through LJs telling people what to do for the pure bliss brought about by making oneself look like a pompous pain in the ass?

Second...do you honestly believe Carlin gives a fuck who puts what in their LJ?

Third.....precisely when did it become any of YOUR business?

And finally, if you're wanting to come across as a "representative" of any sort, names won't be a problem. So learn to leave one. We're supposed to be playing "professional" now.

Feel free to insert your own cheap shots about my grammar/spelling here. I honestly don't give a fuck...though I should, this being such a fucking formal setting and all, right?

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spookyzchica86 September 29 2002, 16:34:56 UTC

JACK
what are you doing talking bout me at school ;)
juuuust kidding.
loves
talk to me on im sometime!

insanityangel September 29 2002, 19:29:59 UTC

Wow, it's been a long time. I thought you didnt like me anymore. lol

I made a mention of you. I was telling Ben about your LJ post. But that was like..2 weeks ago, I believe.

I'll make a point to IM you sometime.

Take care.

Re: spookyzchica86 September 30 2002, 09:16:52 UTC

Ha ha yeah I know=)
I have to know everything that's said.=)
and of course I like you! I juat am really horrible about keeping in touch with people that I don't see every day=\

Re: insanityangel September 30 2002, 12:22:26 UTC

::caughs:: honey, you took me off your friends list.

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JESUS! angelsguardian September 30 2002, 16:03:29 UTC

I'm gone for a week and you people start freaking out!

Just kidding. .-.

You know, being the nasty, horrible, vindictive girlfriend I am, I can always take care of the dirty anonymous posters, Jackie. However, recognizing those low existances cause them to think they're important, and we can't have that, can we? Then they'll start running for President and where would we be? The simple grammatically-incorrect constituents as usual. Tsk tsk tsk. Best just to pat them on the head and send them on their way to go commit suicide or whatnot to either end or fulfill the rest of their lives for peace of themselves or, at least, anyone else.

And if I didn't know any better, I would share an inkling with you as to who it is. But, of course, people change, right?

Anyway, thank you for posting, Lover. Strange as it is, I appreciate it. I get more out of your feelings by talking to you, but this gives me a simple view as to how you present yourself in front of others and I like that you're happy. Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, he ( ... )