Lately I always want to cry and punch people in the throat. I don’t know why. Maybe it’s because my wisdom teeth is killing me and I have a cold. Maybe it’s because my teachers are giving really bad lectures. Maybe it’s because I’m going to turn nineteen on Monday and I feel like I haven’t done anything in my life. Or maybe it’s because my father ( Read more... )

Ok. There’s something that have always intrigued me. What does a wink mean?
Today I waved my super sexy Physio professor goodbye and he winked at me. What the hell does that mean? Is it a friendly wink or is it an I-want-to-fuck-you wink?
And not only does my hot professor does that, but I know a lot of people who do it as well.
Dude, so confusing...

The guy who sits behind me in Chinese class is a younger version of Nate Fick.

I guess I’m going to be stalking him this year.

Dear myself,

Congratulations! You’ve taken avoiding people to a whole new level.

Getting off the subway to take the next train?
I am so proud of you.

Love,
Me.

College starts tomorrow.
Beijing was great.
I bought a pair of awesome sandals.
And I got accepted in the Official School of Languages.

I guess I’m pretty motivated this year.

The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.
-St. Augustine

I’m leaving to Beijing in 15 hours.
I’m kind of jumpy right now. I’ve been away from home a lot, but I always feel the same when I have to leave.
Also, my dad is here. He’s really sick. Whoever reads this, please keep him in your thoughts.

My mom decided that she’s not going to give me any pocket money until I give my tithes to her church because according to the Bible, God said “try me”.

The thing is… my relationship with God is pretty much described in this graphic, so I really can’t find any good reason to give my money to a God that I don’t believe in and a church that I don’t ( Read more... )

Now I’m back to being unemployed. I’m sure I’m not going to miss my supervisor, but I’ll miss the girls that I worked with, they were all super nice!

And there was a pigeon at the subway station.


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OK, this is getting ridiculous.

Now I have to get another passport because my current Spanish passport says I was born in Taiwan and they won’t give me a Visa if it doesn’t say I was born in China. Discrimination much?

Actually, I have no particular interest in going to China as a country. I only want to go because this scholarship will look ( Read more... )

You communist dick-sucks aka Chinese people*, I don’t give a fuck about what you think. Taiwan is NOT China. Next time I say I’m half Taiwanese and one of you guys tell me that “Taiwan is part of China” I am going to shove an M16 up your ass and fire it.

And I need a T-shirt with a big Spanish flag on it. Like, NOW.

Anyway, I’m doing all the ( Read more... )