Yes, my kyusung bias really does make me this insane
No. I did not write this. http://prillalar.com/drabbles/ <---- That did :D I just put in the adjectives/adverbs/names. It wasn't all me, Khue helped. Her infamous line: like the sparkling rays cast from Edward's incandescent skin.
It's amazing how perfectly this worked out. Seriously.
The Impolite Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Kyuhyun strode along the path, making for Drunk Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Nonstop Molotovs, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ass.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his chivalrous nukes just in time to face the resolute man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck justly, and Kyuhyun barely raised his nukes to meet the attack. They fought long and knavishly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Kyuhyun found himself forced to one knee, the man's nukes pressed to his glib mouth. "I am Yesung of Drunk Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Nonstop Molotovs. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a bed."
But Kyuhyun had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his nukes with a twist, overpowered Yesung and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Kyuhyun said, looking down upon him.
Yesung's dick shimmered like the sparkling rays cast from Edward's incandescent skin. "I have underestimated you, Kyuhyun. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Kyuhyun's desire was enflamed. His mouth throbbed and all his thoughts were to suck Yesung like a lion. Kyuhyun caressed Yesung's languid dick and he responded. They came together noisily, and their joining was as snarky as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet Lighters!" Kyuhyun groaned and sucked Yesung as arrogantly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Kyuhyun said. "That's where I put the Nonstop Molotovs for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed huskily on the grass, forgetful of all but their moaning love. "We will stay together forever," Yesung said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Ass never got the Nonstop Molotovs and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
A Glib Day To Suck
Kyuhyun stepped noisily out into the impolite sunshine, and admired Yesung's mouth. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a moaning sight."
Yesung climbed off the Molotovs and walked huskily across the grass to greet his lover. Kyuhyun patted Yesung on the dick and then tried to suck him arrogantly, but without success.
"That's all right," Yesung said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not languid," Kyuhyun. "Not as languid as the time we sucked in a bed."
Yesung nodded justly. "We were nonstop back in those days."
"Our asss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Kyuhyun said. "Everything seems chivalrous and drunk when you're young."
"Of course," Yesung said. "But now we're resolute, we can still have fun. If we go about it knavishly."
"Knavishly?" Kyuhyun said . "But how?"
"With this," Yesung said and held out a snarky nukes. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to suck."
Kyuhyun swallowed the nukes at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to suck knavishly. They sucked like the sparkling rays cast from Edward's incandescent skin. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Khue says:
AND LANGUID
OF ALL THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE A FLACCID PENIS
LANGUID
Kyuhyun and Yesung
by William Shakespeare
Enter Kyuhyun
Yesung appears above at a window
Kyuhyun:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the nukes, and Yesung is the lion.
Arise, snarky lion, and suck the impolite Lighters.
See, how he leans his dick upon his mouth!
O, that I were a glove upon that mouth,
That I might touch that dick!
Yesung:
O Kyuhyun, Kyuhyun! wherefore art thou Kyuhyun?
What's in a name? That which we call an ass
By any other name would smell as glib
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the sparkling rays cast from Edward's incandescent skin"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove moaning.
Kyuhyun:
Swain, by yonder impolite Lighters I swear
That tips in a bed the drunk Molotovs--
Yesung:
O, swear not by the Lighters, the nonstop Lighters,
That knavishly changes in its chivalrous orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise chivalrous.
Sweet, resolute night! A thousand times resolute night!
Parting is such languid sorrow,
That I shall say resolute night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Kyuhyun:
Sleep dwell upon thy dick, peace in thy mouth!
Would I were sleep and peace, so huskily to rest!
justly will I to my snarky ass's cell,
Its help to suck, and my glib ass to tell.
Glib Love
Kyuhyun finished packing. Ever since Yesung, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Kyuhyun had been moaning.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing sucked him, all was resolute. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in a bed to become a snarky Lighters.
Just then, there was a languid knock at the door. Kyuhyun opened it and stood there huskily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his ass.
When Kyuhyun came to, Yesung was holding his mouth and looking drunk. "My love," Yesung said justly, "I'm sorry for the chivalrous shock. I've been shipwrecked on a nonstop island for the last ten years, living like the sparkling rays cast from Edward's incandescent skin. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my dick in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Kyuhyun could hardly believe his Yesung had returned. "I will always love you, dick or no dick. Besides, you can cover it up with a Molotovs."
They embraced noisily and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was impolite.
It's amazing how perfectly this worked out. Seriously.
The Impolite Stranger
The sun was high and the trees stirred lightly in the breeze. Kyuhyun strode along the path, making for Drunk Castle with all speed. Hidden from the eyes of man and beast, he carried the Nonstop Molotovs, which no other must touch until it could be delivered into the safekeeping of the Wizard Ass.
A rustling of the dried leaves beside the path gave him warning and he drew his chivalrous nukes just in time to face the resolute man who flew at him with such grace that he was almost dazzled.
The man struck justly, and Kyuhyun barely raised his nukes to meet the attack. They fought long and knavishly until all the air rang with the sound of their conflict.
At last, Kyuhyun found himself forced to one knee, the man's nukes pressed to his glib mouth. "I am Yesung of Drunk Castle," he said. "You are an unworthy guardian for the Nonstop Molotovs. Prepare yourself, for I am about to send you in a bed."
But Kyuhyun had been waiting for such a chance and, bringing up his nukes with a twist, overpowered Yesung and pinned him to the ground. "What say you now?" Kyuhyun said, looking down upon him.
Yesung's dick shimmered like the sparkling rays cast from Edward's incandescent skin. "I have underestimated you, Kyuhyun. I was sent to test your fitness for this task. To you I pledge my loyalty...and more."
Kyuhyun's desire was enflamed. His mouth throbbed and all his thoughts were to suck Yesung like a lion. Kyuhyun caressed Yesung's languid dick and he responded. They came together noisily, and their joining was as snarky as their battle, and also much louder.
"Ah, my sweet Lighters!" Kyuhyun groaned and sucked Yesung as arrogantly as he could.
"Ouch!" he yelled. "What the hell is that?"
"Oh," Kyuhyun said. "That's where I put the Nonstop Molotovs for safekeeping. Sorry."
When they had finished their romp, they drowsed huskily on the grass, forgetful of all but their moaning love. "We will stay together forever," Yesung said, and they began all over again.
And so it was that the Wizard Ass never got the Nonstop Molotovs and the forces of evil overwhelmed the land and nobody was happy ever again, at least until the sequel came out.
A Glib Day To Suck
Kyuhyun stepped noisily out into the impolite sunshine, and admired Yesung's mouth. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a moaning sight."
Yesung climbed off the Molotovs and walked huskily across the grass to greet his lover. Kyuhyun patted Yesung on the dick and then tried to suck him arrogantly, but without success.
"That's all right," Yesung said. "We can try again later."
"I'm just not languid," Kyuhyun. "Not as languid as the time we sucked in a bed."
Yesung nodded justly. "We were nonstop back in those days."
"Our asss were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Kyuhyun said. "Everything seems chivalrous and drunk when you're young."
"Of course," Yesung said. "But now we're resolute, we can still have fun. If we go about it knavishly."
"Knavishly?" Kyuhyun said . "But how?"
"With this," Yesung said and held out a snarky nukes. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to suck."
Kyuhyun swallowed the nukes at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to suck knavishly. They sucked like the sparkling rays cast from Edward's incandescent skin. Three times.
And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.
Khue says:
AND LANGUID
OF ALL THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE A FLACCID PENIS
LANGUID
Kyuhyun and Yesung
by William Shakespeare
Enter Kyuhyun
Yesung appears above at a window
Kyuhyun:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the nukes, and Yesung is the lion.
Arise, snarky lion, and suck the impolite Lighters.
See, how he leans his dick upon his mouth!
O, that I were a glove upon that mouth,
That I might touch that dick!
Yesung:
O Kyuhyun, Kyuhyun! wherefore art thou Kyuhyun?
What's in a name? That which we call an ass
By any other name would smell as glib
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like the sparkling rays cast from Edward's incandescent skin"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove moaning.
Kyuhyun:
Swain, by yonder impolite Lighters I swear
That tips in a bed the drunk Molotovs--
Yesung:
O, swear not by the Lighters, the nonstop Lighters,
That knavishly changes in its chivalrous orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise chivalrous.
Sweet, resolute night! A thousand times resolute night!
Parting is such languid sorrow,
That I shall say resolute night till it be morrow.
Exit above
Kyuhyun:
Sleep dwell upon thy dick, peace in thy mouth!
Would I were sleep and peace, so huskily to rest!
justly will I to my snarky ass's cell,
Its help to suck, and my glib ass to tell.
Glib Love
Kyuhyun finished packing. Ever since Yesung, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Kyuhyun had been moaning.
There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing sucked him, all was resolute. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going in a bed to become a snarky Lighters.
Just then, there was a languid knock at the door. Kyuhyun opened it and stood there huskily for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his ass.
When Kyuhyun came to, Yesung was holding his mouth and looking drunk. "My love," Yesung said justly, "I'm sorry for the chivalrous shock. I've been shipwrecked on a nonstop island for the last ten years, living like the sparkling rays cast from Edward's incandescent skin. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my dick in the wreck. Can you still love me?"
Kyuhyun could hardly believe his Yesung had returned. "I will always love you, dick or no dick. Besides, you can cover it up with a Molotovs."
They embraced noisily and vowed to never be parted again.
And all was impolite.