IMPORTANT NEWS FLASH STOP

[insanitysraving]

THE COOKIE THAT I JUST ATE WAS DELICIOUS STOP

ps: livejournal EMOTIONS
FULL STOP

Comments

[insanitysraving]

DEAR SIR STOP
I REGRET TO SAY THAT THE DELICATE NATURE OF THE MATTER NECESSITATES THAT THE FULL INFORMATION ON THE QUALITY AND ATTRIBUTES OF THE COOKIES SHOULD NOT BE MADE KNOWN TO SAID PUBLIC STOP MANY REGRETS STOP PS DELICIOUS FULL STOP

[atomic_pirate]

you=awesome

QUERY STOP

[jaiwithani]

CAN YOU CONFIRM OR DENY RUMORS OF BOTH OM AND NOM IN THE VICINITY STOP ALSO NEED CONFIRMATION OF MILK PRESENCE IN THE FIELD FULL STOP

Re: QUERY STOP

[insanitysraving]

CAN NO LONGER CONFIRM OR DENY QUERY BASED ON LACK OF PROXIMITY TO COOKIES STOP PLEASE TO REMEDY FULL STOP

but wait actually i am le sick so i will concentrate on getting better now so that when i jump back into the exciting world of investigative dessert-reporting, i can do so without spreading death everywhere i go.