Hey guess what? I AM IN ANOTHER COUNTRY. This is so exciting, I am going to write a terribly long entry about it. I hope this is alright with everybody.

I don't think I realized that I was going to a foreign country until I found myself waiting in the airport. But once there, seated by Gate 65 with my torso-sized luggage near at hand, I received two ( Read more... )

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there will be a dramatic pause now because i am leaving for plane

see y'all in the shire.

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I heard a rumour once that when people are shut in a room without any means to tell time, some of them double the length of their days so that they spend twenty four hours awake and twenty four asleep.
I am one hundred percent convinced that this is utter bullshit.
I know it's bullshit because about a month ago I spent Thursday through Sunday on a 34 ( Read more... )

ITEM 96: Get Don LaFontaine to narrate your official trailer of Scavenger Hunt 2007. [45 points]

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 yah, it's really Don Lafontaine! Rock.

The long awaited entry will be posted in sections. It'll be posted like that for two reasons--1. IT'S TOO BIG TO BE POSTED ALL AT ONCE and 2--i repeat: I TRIED TO POST IT AND LIVEJOURNAL SAID NO. It was the saddest ( Read more... )

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While the pleasure principle dictates that I direct the sublimation of my libidinal instinct into playing Katamari Damacy or drawing comics (since artistic work is non-repressive) or finally getting the scav post together, the production principle-or should I say,the historical form of the reality principle-requires that I finish this essay ( Read more... )

We are playing assassins and I have just gotten the most applauded, the most intense agent from last year--the figurehead, or mascot if you shall--and now my days are numbered like the days of a dodo bird. The entire house is sort of mad at/in awe of me and
I AM ALREADY AN EXTINCT SPECIES.

As Morrissey says

Friday Mo(u)rning
Comes a time
A fall that ( Read more... )