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[insectintegrity]

THE NUMBER SIX
Six Tips to Get YOU Into the Wizarding Uni of Your Dreams
By special correspondent Rita Skeeter

Have you been struggling with applications, unable to find funds for your higher education, worried that your wand isn't up to university standards? This week's edition of The Number Six will tell you how to sell yourself to that

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[cleverlyanthony]

A pirate? A pirate?!

Does it look better for the interviewers if we have a parrot as well? Do they prefer us wear a specific colour?? TELL ME, WOMAN!!!

Must finish applications...!

[insectintegrity]

You won't get far at all with interviewers with that attitude, let me tell you that right now!

Only if your parrot is very well-trained. It hardly impresses if your parrot defecates on you mid-sentence.

Wear a colour that flatters your features, personality, mood, and hair.

In your case, start with new hair.

[potter_mouth]

OH MY GOD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW ABSURD YOU'VE GOTTEN.

YOU'RE A PYTHON SKETCH WAITING TO HAPPEN.