Space Milk! [old candy event]

[insectoidalien]

The number one problem with being an Invader was overpowering curiosity

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[shoeofbaileys]

[Hello Tak. Standing before you is a shining pinnacle of greatness and power. Dressed only in the very best, a leotard and shirt and cape and pot colored in the good old red, white, and blue. A true hero for a little town.

He'll be holding out his hand for one of those milk bottles young lady. A hero needs his calcium.]

[insectoidalien]

Oooooh!!! A SUPER HEROOOO!!!

[Taks eyes widen, innocent wonderment shining in them, as she holds out the basket. TAKE ALL THE MILK YOU WONDERFUL MAN, JUST TAKE ALL OF IT.]

Would you like whole, 2%, skim? Regular, chocolate, or strawberry?

[shoeofbaileys]

[He'll just smile at the moment, fine citizen. But he can't take all the milk, of course, just what he needs to protect this fair city.

He'll point to the regular skim.]

It's store milk btw, so it's non-lethal

[insectoidalien]

[Tak extracts the bottle with a flourish and holds it out.]

Here you go! Tee hee!