IT'S ME! I was the turkey ALL ALONG! [Voice/Action at 342 Brady]

[insectoidalien]

[CLACK! Seems like somebody's accidentally knocked the phone off the hook again.]

--IDERS! THEY WERE THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!!

[More crashes and screaming, followed by a repeated bashing noise that sounds distinctly like the handset being used as a weapon]

DIE! DIE! ALL YOU HAIRY ABOMINATIONS SHALL DIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!![Guess who was lucky enough to

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[strike_you_out]

[Guess who finds your hysterical struggle MOST AMUSING. Commence laughter.]

[insectoidalien]

OH SHUT UP YOU-- [SUDDENLY EXPLOSIONS]

[strike_you_out]

[Holds the phone away for a moment until the explosions end. Oh, this is good.

And so is this eggnog. Things are about to get real giggly here in a minute...]

[insectoidalien]

[Better hold the earpiece away a little longer. The most unearthly screeching sounds - made by the spiders and Tak alike - are erupting from the earpiece at the moment]

[godisachild]

[Oh for the love of Christ.]

Get a fire going in the fireplace and burn it!

[OOC: Going to be slow replying.]

[insectoidalien]

I WOULD'VE BUT THERE'S TOO MANY-- [CRASH WHACK SCREEEEEEEEEE]

[ooc: Hah, it's cool. We went straight into nomming delicious thanksgiving feast pretty much the minute I posted this.]

[godisachild]

Well there's only going to be more if you don't destroy it! Get a large bowl or something to put over the turkey, then set a friggin' fire and get something to carry the turkey with over there!

[insectoidalien]

ARE YOU DEAF, THE SPIDERS ARE THE PROBLEM-- [stomp stomp stomp stomp] NOT THE DAMN TURKEY!

[ra_ra_razputin]

What the heck's going on over there!?

[insectoidalien]

[Raz can hear the familiar roar of fire, and the less familiar death-screeching of the turkey spiders]

SPIDERS EVERYWHERE!

[ra_ra_razputin]

[EW, GROSS!]

EW, GROSS!

[insectoidalien]

[Thank you for that helpful input Raz. She's just going to continue to scream/break shit/set shit on fire until everything is dead]