Pulse ( Read more... )

Ever get those days when you feel like you just want to go up to any innocent and harmless animal. Pet its soft fur. Give it kisses. Put it back down on the ground and watch it move away to about 15 feet....Then take out a sledgehammer and commence to rendering its head from its spine? Well. Join the club. Let me fill you in on my latest venture ( Read more... )

BURN, BURN, DOWN THE COUNTRY! WHOOOOA

BURN, BURN, DOWN THE COUNTRY! WHOOOOOA

Ello to all that care to take their precious time out of their busy schedules to waste quality time that could be used in, well I don't know. Reading books. Learning a second language. Figuring out how many boards could the mongrels hoard if the mongral hoards got bored. ( Read more... )

I sit on my ass staring down the barrel of a gun. Its hard steel winking at me. Telling me in a casual way "Hello", as though we are old chums having a coincidental meeting. I trace my sigh up the length of flat sides reading Dessert Eagle .50 cal. Quite a gun. One big enough to stop any thief thinking he's brave enough to rob that Habib liquor ( Read more... )

On her radio talk show recently, Dr. Laura Schlesinger said that homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura which was posted on the Internet. It's one of the funniest things I have read in a long time ( Read more... )

OI OI ME DROOGIES! IT BE A TID BIT MALANKY OF A HORROR SHOW NOW! Everything is slow today. Slow as molases. But Blah to it all!

I long for the touch of a women.  My body aches for the gentle and smoothe skin of the female counterpart.  Women are such beautiful creatures. They are the ultimate sign of perfection I think.  I love the way they look and the way they talk to even how delicate they are.  Like porcellin dolls.  Ah, but alas.  My heart is reluctant to trust them. ( Read more... )

Hello all that read here.  I am back.  Yes my loyal covnet of athiest followers your great prophicizer has returned from his adventurous exploits.  I come with GOLD, FRANKENCENCE, AND MUR! And many more wonderful and pleasant gifts.  Today I feel like ranting and raving about religion.  Since it is what America basis its moralities around and seems ( Read more... )

Ah, life goes on  like the rotation of a slow ticking clock.  It sucks.  On Christmas I get dumped.  How fucking mean can you get.  But I can only laugh at it now.  'Cause I could see myself doing that to an obsessive girlfriend in the future.  Oh well.  Life gets confusing but what can you do but live it out. 

Thief :: Status Report!

Red Mage :: The death trap has landed as per its particular idiom.  White Mage and Black Mage Appeared to have survived, they are on the other ridge of the crater. Commander Thief is also safe.

Thief :: I know That. It's CAPTAIN Thief by the way. And Fighter?

Fighter :: MAN! DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT!? GRAVITY WAS ALL LIKE "THIS ( Read more... )