And you thought your life was bad...
From http://www.notproud.com
"I'm vegan but every once in a while, when I'm not around people who know me, I'll get a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit, just because I miss the taste. I should be shot."
"I think I'm addicted to soda. I once debated running over somebody , getting out of my car, and stealing their Dr. Pepper. but I let them cross the street safely. Next time Dr. Pepper boy... next time... "
"I baked cookies for my kids and then ate them all before they came home from school."
"I'm tired of sucking my gut in when a pretty girl passes by. Who the hell am I kidding?"
"I love nachos so much, if i could make sweet love to them i would."
"I ate a whole box of froot loops last night. That toucan sam can burn in hell for all I care."
"I tripped one morning at work while carrying my morning coffee and the last two chocolate donuts. As I was lying there in pain, all I could think about was my donuts on the ground--could I still eat them? The moment I decided that I could a woman came up with some napkins (I was bleeding) and picked up the donuts and threw them out. On my way to the hospital I kept thinking "I want those donuts." I've got issues... "
"I'm vegan but every once in a while, when I'm not around people who know me, I'll get a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit, just because I miss the taste. I should be shot."
"I think I'm addicted to soda. I once debated running over somebody , getting out of my car, and stealing their Dr. Pepper. but I let them cross the street safely. Next time Dr. Pepper boy... next time... "
"I baked cookies for my kids and then ate them all before they came home from school."
"I'm tired of sucking my gut in when a pretty girl passes by. Who the hell am I kidding?"
"I love nachos so much, if i could make sweet love to them i would."
"I ate a whole box of froot loops last night. That toucan sam can burn in hell for all I care."
"I tripped one morning at work while carrying my morning coffee and the last two chocolate donuts. As I was lying there in pain, all I could think about was my donuts on the ground--could I still eat them? The moment I decided that I could a woman came up with some napkins (I was bleeding) and picked up the donuts and threw them out. On my way to the hospital I kept thinking "I want those donuts." I've got issues... "