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The comments from this story are brilliant. How do you solve a Pigeon crisis in Kingston? Simple - with a gun.

My favourite is:

I think the correct solution would be to hack the wings off as many pigeons as possible before joining them together to create one large wing. This could be wafted at the pigeons by any member of the townsfolk when

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[ex_stephmog743]

OMG at how ill informed this seemingly serious guy is, though: Pigeons carry all manner of diseases like AIDS, malaria, rabies and mad cow disease

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It's scary that there are probably a lot of people who genuinely believe that too.

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I wonder if the reason why they know for sure is that's how they got rabies, malaria, AIDs and mad cow disease ;)

[symm76]

This was hilarious! I'm still grinning insanely. :D