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Yes, yes, so I'm addicted to Celebrity Big Brother. The first thing that got me hooked was discovering Jermaine Jackson has a son named Jermajesty. Yes. As Jade said 'That's funny, cos that's what we call the Queen!'.

After using my fave tool to research on Jermaine, I uncovered this bit of comedy gold. My favourite section:

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[nehemiah1776]

genius-absolute genius! Jermaine i salute you :) lol!!!

tho i think chris martin is mad...apple and moses (basket!!!!)

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To be fair though - not as bad as Pilot Inspektor ;)

[fredericks]

"Jesus Jackson"? For a *girl*?? ::falls down laughing:: Although, to give celebs a bit of breathing room, lots of people dub their kids utter crap. But, oh boy!...Jermajesty... Bwah!

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I just love the way it was written, it's so deadpan - how Dave was a controversial choice ;)

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The really freaky thing is how mature Jade seems after seeing her mum, and how Jade actually looks pretty now!