Christine: I want a boyfriend!
Me: You can have mine.
Christine: But he's gay!
Me: That means he's better
Christine: but..no. We'll be having sex and he'll be like "I'm pretending you're a man" and I'll be like "WHAT?!"
Me: Get over yourself goodbye. it must be hard to be you yeah livin' in your life
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'had to resort to sin' BWAH. Very fitting. My religion teacher will keel over when I say that. So I really must find time to say that in front of her. And make the world a better place.
Really.
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it looks like i'm wearing nothing.
JAAAMES! swim with me again. now.
heey, are you coming tomorrow!?!?
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call me tomorrow morning on the 256-2930 number
and make sure to tell them to wake me up.
and we'll see. but probably.
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