LotS S2E1 Script Leak + My Thoughts
Legend of the Seeker: Season 2, Episode 1: Sides 1-6
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Wow.
What the fuck:
1. Cara is a lesbian?! Not so much. Not at all. Way to fuck that one up.
1.5. Why are the Mord-Sith bathing her like she's their queen?!
2. Triana doesn't exist in the series, but as Mord-Sith, she is a Sister of the Agiel with Cara.
3. As such, Cara would not humiliate Triana and vice-versa. This script makes them out to a pack of wolves or something.
4. Triana would not bow to Cara because Cara would never threaten Triana's life like that.
5. Rahl is not Richard's brother. He's Richard's father. I don't even understand why the show decided to have them as siblings. It makes absolutely no sense!
6. Ghost-Rahl does not have command over Mord-Sith. If he has anyone with whom to work by his side, it'd be the Sisters of the Dark, I suppose.
These parts are acceptable:
1. Naked Cara who is not conservative with her nudity.
2. Rahl resurrected in the form of a ghost due to a tear in the underworld.
3. Rahl has become a minion of the Keeper.
4. The Keeper promises eternal reward and immortality to those who do his bidding.
5. The first line from Zedd is typical-Zedd, but oozing with verbal cliche so much so that I threw up a little in my mouth. (Although, this could be residual vom from lesbian-Cara.)
6. It appears the relationship between Cara, Kahlan, and Richard is still properly intact, though with Cara now as a lesbian, I'm not quite sure if the triangle will play out the same way.
7. Rachel gets captured by and trained as a Mord-Sith?! Um. Not so much, but I am curious where the writers are going with this. I just hope the viewers are attached to Rachel, even though she only had one episode, unlike the series.