I'm searching for the words to express what I feel and nothing comes. I'm the happiest I've ever been. I'm the most apathetic. I'm the most depressed. All at the same time. I have no idea where my life is leading me. It seems everytime I set up a plan, everytime I have a concrete idea of what's going to happen, life goes ... "hmm nah I don't think ( Read more... )

Name: Maria ( Read more... )

1. You can make a bandaid out of tape and toilet paper ( Read more... )

Yeah, me and Megan are running low on food. We had crackers for breakfast and lunch. They were good. Honestly. I think the lack of protein and veggies is starting to make us crazy. We fake cry randomly. We giggle over nothing. My ghetto bathroom is getting more ghetto by the day. God, I just want some tomatoes, and maybe like cucumbers, and some ( Read more... )

1. Assuming that you don't have a significant other currently, two people fall in love with you and both want your hand in marriage. They are both nice people but you can only choose one. So, how would you let the one you haven't chosen know that there isn't any love for him (or her depending on your preference because I don't know!) without making ( Read more... )

I have about four days till I leave for Romania. Yay for me. I'm done packing though cause I'm a good fucking little girl. Heh. All I have left is to call the electricity company or some shit like that in Grand Rapids and ask them to preety preety please turn on my electricity in my appartment at the end of August ... cause I'd like it to be on ( Read more... )

Things I learned today ( Read more... )

Everything is peachy. I had a cool talk with Megan last night. It was awesome even though we discussed alot of strange things. Mostly her cat and her grandfather. Heh. Megan! You live in a fucking psycho world that rivals my own and I'm glad you're my best fucking friend to let me share into it the twilight zone that is your existence. New Year ( Read more... )

Any of you FUCKERS ever touch my friends without their permission and I'll cut off your ballz with a rusty dagger! Got it!!! I'll peel off your toe nails and pour vinegar and salt over your wounds. I'll give you a transfusion to keep you alive for weeks of fun fun torture! By the time I'm done you'll wish it was the CIA fucking torturing you! I've ( Read more... )

I wake up groggy, first one foot off the bed, than finally the other till I'm shuffling towards the bathroom for the morning ritual. I splash my face with a bit of water and begin to awaken more and more. I squeeze of a bit of this cleanser stuff in my palm and start to lather up my face. Than, by some divine will of god it seeps into my left eye. ( Read more... )