You're pretty when I'm drunk! And I'm pretty fuckin' drunk!

[insidiousslyth]

Happy-Fuuuuuuuucking-Easter, pissers!I hope your vacation is going as well as can be expected. I imagine you're all having just as much fun as you can have while having none

Comments

[shaylovesyou]

I have a boyfriend.
He is hot.

[insidiousslyth]

Well, that all balances out beautifully then. He's hot, you're not.

[shaylovesyou]

:(

I don't care what you think.
My boyfriend says I'm pretty.

[insidiousslyth]

Is your boyfriend legally blind?

[ginweasley_]

You scare me just a little bit sometimes. Have fun.

[insidiousslyth]

Oh, I do not.

[ginweasley_]

...okay, maybe not.

[insidiousslyth]

That's better.