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Dec 31, 2005 22:24



by limitedbythesky

insignificunt's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 23% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 05:36:14 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 10:42:33 PM
Alco Money! : $ 165

Guests of Honour
__sourcurls is a schizophrenic Liberal Christian as well as a part-time heavy drinker. __sourcurls drank 3 Mescals.
insignificunt is a disconsolate Liberal Christian. insignificunt drank 2 Aftershocks, 1 Pulque.
beckham23manu is an unfortunate Taoist. beckham23manu drank 1 Champagne.
audiotracks is a bummed out Taoist and a usual visitor to the A&E department on a Saturday night. audiotracks drank 1 Everclear.
bloombird is a depressed Agnostic. bloombird drank 4 Cosmopolitans, 3 Irish Creams, 5 Champagnes, 2 Aligator Bites, 1 Pulque.
taco_pee is a dismayed Muslim. taco_pee drank 14 Poteens, 2 Red Wines.
ooh______pretty is a resentful Liberal Christian. ooh______pretty drank 1 Sambucca.
narcissisystem is a lethargic Liberal Christian and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. narcissisystem decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
drop_le_violet is an overwrought Fundementalist Christian and a ravaging boozehound who consumes alcohol like a Mid-west tornado consumes redneck barns. drop_le_violet decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
thereddeadbunny is a good-humored Wiccan. thereddeadbunny drank 2 Poteens, 4 Pernods, 3 White Wines, 1 Red Wine.
Sick!

Barfers of the world, unite and take over! I think they already have! There was 3 of them last night!
Fights

At approximately 04:27:46 PM drop_le_violet attempted to summon the demons out of thereddeadbunny by baptising them over the toilet. The police were summoned shortly before thereddeadbunny's soul could be saved by Holy Jesus.
Lovers

'It must be love, love love!' and how so in the case of taco_pee and drop_le_violet. It's like Romeo and Juliet all over again without any of the suspense!
The Drunkest

Oh bloombird! You make Alex Higgins look dry! You sultry fellow thou!
Random Events

thereddeadbunny made violent love with __sourcurls on top of the television.

taco_pee admitted that they openly stole from the poor. they went on to explain that
they used this money to fuel their addiction to cough medicine.

Happy New Year!

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