title: achilles' stomach
fandom: avatar (gentlemenverse)
warnings: none
summary: companion to
"a thinking girl's guide to ettiquette" (more so than the rest of the universe). Even I am starting to get sick of these, but apparently this is all I am capable of writing anymore! Whoops.
Sokka Stapleton had always possessed a fatal weakness for snacks, and fancied his quest to overcome it rather noble. He knew, in any setting, his attention would inexorably wander toward the presence of comestibles.
Tasked with the procurement of a napkin, Sokka discovered, with all the wonder and joy of Magellan, a table laden with innumerable hors d’oeuvre. A few moments later, he made a second, no less startling discovery: the acquisition of a plate, equally laden, in his right hand. Concluding Tophy’s displeasure would only increase should he appear without the ability to share, Sokka prepared a second plate."