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name? Chris
do you like your name? No, I would much rather be named Philbert.
i lost my virginity at this age: Anal virginity? Still intact.
# of sibs? 1
college major? Computer Information Systems, graduated last year.
gatorade or powerade? Gatorade
first drunken experience? Haha! I dunno, 6 years ago something like that?
fave alkie beverage? Budweiser or 101 Wild Turkey.
fave "friends" character? What the fuck is that?
age? 20
month of birth? September
fave color? Black, it makes me look skinnier.
cell phone? Motorola with T-Mobile.
secret fetish? I like to be punched in the face.
like bush? Hell yeah, cuz.
fave winnie the pooh character? Eeyore
fast food joint? Long John Silvers
first kiss? Fuck if I know, probably some hooker on 7 mile that was punching me in the face.
your style? 98% of the time Im in work clothes(slacks and shirt), the other 2 Im nekkid.
summer job? Well, its full time, but I travel and take peoples money. Im currently writing this in KC, Monday I will be in Portsmouth, NH.
any disappointments this year? That one time I got herpes, but I got over it.
zodiac sign? Virgo
# of bfs/gfs? 1
How many of them did you kiss? 1
are u shy? Hell no. I ask COMPLETE strangers for $3,000 daily.
2,4,6,8 or 10? Stupid question.
rather be shot or stabbed? Being stabbed gives me an erection.
perfect wedding? Taco Bell.
whats your favorite letter? Q.
if you have an AIM screen name, how many do you have? 1.
do you listen to music all the time? Yup.
whats your favorite smell? Ball sweat. It makes me feel like I did something good.
what do you smell like? Right now? Ball sweat.
do you like girls or boys better? What kind of faggot question is this? I like girls.
who was the last person you talked to? I dunno, prolly my Mom or some shit.
whats your third favorite color? What a stupid fucking question. Red.
do you smile a lot? Only when someone says something stupid, remember that when you see me smile.
did you make fun of someone in the past week? Yeah.
whats your mom's middle name? Kay
whats the longest you have ever talk to some one? Lets say 45 hours.
what color is your underwear? Can't remember. I'm either wearing the ones that are gray or blue.
whens the last time you wore a thong? That one time I was kissing a hooker on 7 mile while she was punching me in the face.
Are you a girly girl? ...
Highlights of your current school year? Current school year? I graduated in 2004.
Best year? I think Anton LaVey was born in like... 1902, so I would have to say 1966.
Wat do you wanna be when you grow up? Old.
How much money do you wanna make? As much as I can and then die with it buried in my coffin.
Where do you wanna live? In a house.
Where do you want to get married? In a Taco Bell.
Where do you wanna go on your honeymoon? McDonalds.
Have you ever seriously questioned your sanity? While filling this out.
Have you ever fantasized about an ex? Hahahahahahaahahahaha.
What religion are you? LaVeyan Satanist.
Do you like kissing? Hell yeah.
Do you like being kissed on the neck? Helll yeah.
Do you get embarrassed easily? Yeah, if a chick starts talking about her flow, then Im out.
Whats your favorite way to say bye? Im out like Tupac. I'm out like the pope.
Have you ever gone all night without sleep? Yes
Have you ever snuck out to see someone? Yes
Would you rather...jump off a cliff or 24 hours of math class? Is there water at the bottom of the cliff? If I would live, then Math Class.
When was the last time you were kissed? Umm.... 2 weeks ago I think? I've been in KC for 2 weeks.
How many times have you seen the ocean? Never
How many times have you flown in a plane? 5 times this year.
bacardi or vodka? You mean Rum or Vodka? Vodka. Unless its 151, then Rum.
People tend to call you...? Chris. Jesus. God. Fat guy.
What's your grandma's name on your dad's side? Angeline.
Do you have a clean room? I'm there 4 days a month, hopefully.
Who's your second family? Griffeys most likely.
What quality can you not tolerate? Arrogance.
Who sucks at life? Anyone but me. I'm pretty awesome at it.
Did you ever know someone who had a mullet? Yes.
What color is your razor? Blue and Black
last person you said I love you to? Goofy
last person who told you they loved you? Goofy
do you think they meant it? Hopefully
First best friend? Brummitt
First car? 84 Ford LTD
First real kiss? That hooker again.
First screen name? DCharile.
First Funeral? No idea. Probably my grandmother or some shit, who cares really.
First pets? Dog. Lady.
First piercing? Prince Albert.
First big trip? No fuckin clue.
Last cigarette? About 30 minutes ago, and about 20 minutes from now will be the next.
Last Car ride? About 2 hours ago.
Last kiss? This question has been asked and answered.
Last cry: That one time that hooker...
Last movie seen in theaters? Fuck if I know. Afro Whores 6.
Last beverage drank: Dr. Pepper
Last food consumed: Long John Silvers; Platter 2.
Last phone call: Jay Baydoun
Last time showered: Last night.
Last shoes worn: My Bam Adios.
How many buddies are online? 27
Have you ever....
Given anyone a bath? Clyde.
Smoked? Yes
Bungee Jumped? No
Made yourself throw up? Yes, usually when Im full of Whisky.
Skinny dipped? No
Been in love? Yup
Seen your crush naked? Yup
Fallen for your best friend? Don't think so. Ill ask Matt if he ever woke up and his ass hurt.
Used someone? Yup
Done something you regret? Hell yeah, there was that whole praying thing.
Are you....
Understanding? Nope.
Open minded? Nope
Interesting? Nope.
Hungry? Nope
Smart? Yup
Moody? Nope
Hardworking? Helll no. Do it once and they expect it out of you all the time.
Organized? Hahahaha
Healthy? Oh yeah. Every weekend I drink a fifth of whisky and I smoke a pack of cigarettes a day.
Shy? Cute. Another faggot question.
Attractive? Fuck no.
Bored easily? Yup.
Easily Amused? Im doing this shit, aren't I?
Talkative? No.
Legal? Nope, Im jailbait bitches.
What do you notice first? Someones skin color.
Last person you danced with? Danced? I dunno. Clyde.
do you ever Save conversations? No.
wish you were younger? Yeah, so I could get YTA and kill someone and get away with it.
cry because of something someone said to you? No, queers.
# of guys you kissed? Fags.
of close friends? I don't know, whoever is 21 and will buy me a fifth of 100 proof liquer.
of piercings? 0
Freckles: A couple.
Wavy/Straight/Curly Hair: Straight
Hair length: I don't know.
Color of nail: Purple.
Do you bear down hard when you write? Yes
What is on your keychain? Cigar puncher.
School: Lamphere and OCC
Car: 2005 Cavelier
Have you ever worked for a resturaunt? Like 5 of them over 6 years.
Do you have a pencil blister? No.
do you have those little white marks under your nails? What is that?
Do you have long/short nails? Mine need to be cut.
What are you wearing right now? Cryptopsy, Pantera, and Dickies.
What time is it? 7:24 CST
Date: 4/28/05
Do you have a lucky number? 666
Do you do drugs? Yes, lots.
Do you smoke? Pack a day.
Do you drink? Id say a gallon a month.
Do you have a CD burner? Yup.
Who do you hate? Jesus
Who hates you? God and Ted Nugent.
How many buddies are on your buddy list? 189
Which ones are you talking to? None.
What did you do yesterday? Woke up, went to work, came home, slept.
What did you do today? See above.
What are you doing tomorrow? Flying from KC to Detroit.
What are you doing this weekend? Alcohol induced mindfuck. And booking my hotel and shit in Portsmouth, NH.
What did you do last weekend? Shit, I was in KC.
What are you gonna do when this is over? Smoke
Love and Relationships
Are you currently in love? Yes
Have you ever been in love? "Hi, I'm a faggot who asks the same questions over and over again."
Your Crush: Goofy
First Kiss: Goddammit.
First Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Again.
Is there anyone that you would date again? Yeah, right.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Nope.
The last..
thing you ate: Long John Silvers
thing you drank: Die and get fucked by St. Peter.
thing you said: "Die and get fucked by St. Peter."
person you saw: Probably the front desk girl.
person who called you: Mom
person you called: God dammit. See question 1,440.
person you hugged: Goofy
person you kissed: Goofy
person to ride in your car: Me.
car you rode in other than your own: Goofys
told you they loved you: Does this fuckin author have ADD?
movie you watched: Afro Whores 6.
movie you saw in the theatre: Yeah, you need to go to hell.
person you gave the finger: I dunno, probably a cop or something.
person who gave you the finger: Some fuck before I shot him.
person you missed: Goofy
phone number called: ...
show watched on TV: That fuckin show where black people make music videos.
song heard: Lamb of God - Laid to Rest
Number of continents I have visited: 2
Number of boys I have kissed in my life: God dammit.
Number of boys I have french kissed: Fuckin a million, what do you think?
Number of girls I have kissed: I believe this has been covered.
Number of girls I have french kissed: 1
Number of drugs taken illegally: Hahahaha. We couldn't count this on 2 hands, let say that.
Number of people I would classify as "true, could trust with my life" type friends: Umm... none.
Number of piercings: Shit.
Number of tattoos: Shit.
Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper: Hahaha, that fuckin part where the cops write something they don't know the names.
Number of scars on my body: Hundreds. Scarification does that to you.
Number of times a person has made me scared of what they could do to me physically: This one time, Fat Tom ate a chicken boullien cube. That scared me.
Number of things in my past that I regret: Shit. Praying, killing that bum, drinking that Heavens Hill Vodka...
Did you enjoy it? Did I enjoy what? This thing? Fuck no.