You make me sing. You should buy me a taco. Someday I will punch you in the stomach. You = Flowers. If I saw you now I'd lick your eyebrow. I would build a(n) igloo just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my big daddy toe. If I could sing you any song it would be The spongebob fun song. We could drink bloody flesh under the stars. My love for you is like that of dead octopus meat.
Love, stacy
(P.S. I know you want to buy me a fish glued to a piece of scrap metal right now.)
You make me wanna touch myself. You should grow a mustache (ha!). Someday I will move to toronto. You = travis. If I saw you now I'd jump on your back. I would build a lighthouse just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my breasts. If I could sing you any song it would be hit me with your best shot. We could drink moonshine under the stars. My love for you is like that of gummi bears.
You make me sick. You should explode. Someday I will unfortunately marry you due to our ridiculous pact. You = pretty mean. If I saw you now I'd make fun of you and laugh a lot, like usual. I would build a bomb just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my never happening! If I could sing you any song it would be something of meaning; such great heights or every thug needs a lady. We could drink beer under the stars. My love for you is like that of nonexistent.
Love, Babynest
(P.S. I know you want to hang out with me right now.)
You make me wanna do the robot. You should join me. Someday I will poop in your refridgerator. You = Herpes. If I saw you now I'd burninate all the peasants. I would build a falafel teepee just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my pancreas. If I could sing you any song it would be peanut butter jelly time. We could drink WD-40 under the stars. My love for you is like that of premature ejaculation.
Love, Dizzle
(P.S. I know you want to obscene verbage me right now.)
REPOST THIS WITH DEAR ______ (YOUR NAME) AND HAVE PEOPLE COMMENT TO YOU FILLING IN THE BLANK.
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You make me sing. You should buy me a taco. Someday I will punch you in the stomach. You = Flowers. If I saw you now I'd lick your eyebrow. I would build a(n) igloo just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my big daddy toe. If I could sing you any song it would be The spongebob fun song. We could drink bloody flesh under the stars. My love for you is like that of dead octopus meat.
Love,
stacy
(P.S. I know you want to buy me a fish glued to a piece of scrap metal right now.)
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You make me wanna touch myself. You should grow a mustache (ha!). Someday I will move to toronto. You = travis. If I saw you now I'd jump on your back. I would build a lighthouse just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my breasts. If I could sing you any song it would be hit me with your best shot. We could drink moonshine under the stars. My love for you is like that of gummi bears.
Love,
mAndi
(P.S. I know you want to lick me right now.)
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You make me sick. You should explode. Someday I will unfortunately marry you due to our ridiculous pact. You = pretty mean. If I saw you now I'd make fun of you and laugh a lot, like usual. I would build a bomb just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my never happening! If I could sing you any song it would be something of meaning; such great heights or every thug needs a lady. We could drink beer under the stars. My love for you is like that of nonexistent.
Love,
Babynest
(P.S. I know you want to hang out with me right now.)
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You make me wanna do the robot. You should join me. Someday I will poop in your refridgerator. You = Herpes. If I saw you now I'd burninate all the peasants. I would build a falafel teepee just for you. I would get your name tattooed on my pancreas. If I could sing you any song it would be peanut butter jelly time. We could drink WD-40 under the stars. My love for you is like that of premature ejaculation.
Love,
Dizzle
(P.S. I know you want to obscene verbage me right now.)
REPOST THIS WITH DEAR ______ (YOUR NAME) AND HAVE PEOPLE COMMENT TO YOU FILLING IN THE BLANK.
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