I am feeling the need to be touched. And not even just in a sexual way, although that is always welcome. I forget sometimes how important human physical contact is. Other than a doctor, I don't think I've had contact with anyone since Monday. My kids used to overfill my quota for contact, but now that I only see them on the weekend I guess my ( Read more... )

I know it's a quote from a song, but he meant it:

If you could see the you that I see
When I see you seeing me
You'd see yourself so differently
Believe me

I will not fall for this man
I will not fall for this man
I will NOT fall for this man...

I really really really want to post what is going on in my life right now. But it seems like every time I put it down on here, something happens and everything changes. So for now, I suppose I can just post that I love my life right now and I am so glad that things have worked out the way that they have. Long live the single women!!!!!!!!

I have a first date tonight! I'm really excited about this guy. Haven't been quite this excited about a 1st date in a while ( Read more... )

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And I've already had 2 of them :)

So as I was updating my voicemail for work this morning (an irritating thing we have to do everyday...) I realized something. I graduated from highschool exactly 10 years ago today. Time sure does fly. And I have the lovely privledge of having attended a school of people so apathetic that I honestly don't think we will have a reunion. That's not ( Read more... )

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Bob's wife, Sue wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced ( Read more... )

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My boss just came over to my desk to thank me for all my hard work. That's not weird. What was weird was afterwards, when I gave him my "Aw shucks, sir, I'm just doing my job" line, he said I was doing a great job and held out his fist for a fist bump. This man is 60 years old. He's a southern gentleman from Mississippi. He's the last person I ( Read more... )

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